The Final Debate: Biden v Trump the Shitshow wrapped in a clusterfuck having sex with a goatshow inside a dumpster fire

It’s a fake concert for the opening of Silicon Valley :laughing:

If you haven’t seen the show, it contains the best dick joke in the history of television.

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How many people is this debate going to pozz?

I’ll require a thousand-page binder of blank pages to substantiate your claim. Otherwise good to go.

Oh I’ve seen every season except the very last one, I just have no memory of that. So maybe it was from the last season heh. I thought maybe it was from a live show he did recently.

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Taken literally, isn’t this just “who doesn’t get the first question”?

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In the final debate
  • Trump will meltdown
  • Trump will not meltdown

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I think this is pretty obvious what that would/wouldn’t look like from recent discussions!

Let’s set up a friendly prop bet. Anyone can participate! Vote to book.

If you lose the bet, you must eat the disgusting flavors of Harry Potter’s Bertie Botts jelly beans and post a review for each one.

If you win, you get the pleasure of laughing at everyone who thought Trump could/couldn’t keep it together.

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What are we considering a meltdown? I don’t think he’ll be worse than the first debate.

First debate minimum imo. Not necessarily the same behavior, but just as disruptive and tilted. He will suck hard.

I need a pre debate mirror cam to see the rails being consumed to be certain.

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Fuck – this shit doesn’t begin until 9?!?

CNN had been running “coverage starts at 7” ads all week

I think there is one or two seasons I never watched. I forgot how much I liked that show.

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I bet this one. Am I off-base in thinking that Trump says Affordable Care Act ~0% of the time and a Biden-only version of this bet wouldn’t be that far off even money?

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I bet Covid first topic -220 and neither candidate saying the word “twitter” +130. Adding this as your logic seems good.

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Jesus this third debate is going to be hilariously degenerate in here. I hate participating in bets like these but love watching them go down :joy:

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When does it start?

Would’ve been fun to crowd-source UP answers to one of these pre-debate free entry contests on DK or something. Any winnings going back to the site

8pm central

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You can alter behavior. Can’t alter hand size.

Trump can’t alter his behavior either, though

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for prop fans, the fox super 6 app has 6 different prop questions for tonight’s debate. share of $50k if you get all 6 right:

–which will Trump say first? (Fake News/Space Force/Emails/Pelosi/Radical Left/none)
–which will Biden say first? (Mask/COVID/Folks/Here’s the deal/My son/none)
–which will be seen taking notes? (t/b/both/neither)
–How many times will Biden say “come on man”?
–which will be first said? (China/Green New Deal/Taxes/Supreme Court/Healthcare/none)
–which candidate will be the last to say “vote”?