The Final Debate: Biden v Trump the Shitshow wrapped in a clusterfuck having sex with a goatshow inside a dumpster fire

This is a joke about…Kristen Wiig?

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“I really have been treated extremely unfairly”

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Guess it’s hard to prep after your whole prep team was pozzed.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/elections/2020/10/22/presidential-debate-live-updates/#link-3AKRMPR5PZDCTES4NBXNICDHGM

President Trump held a fundraiser in Nashville on Thursday afternoon, hours ahead of his debate with Joe Biden.

The president, first lady Melania Trump, his daughter Ivanka Trump and musician Kid Rock were present for the fundraiser at the JW Marriott in downtown Nashville, according to an official with knowledge of the event.

Shortly before the fundraiser, Trump walked through the debate hall at Belmont University.

Biden arrived in Nashville later Thursday afternoon and conducted a debate hall walk-through as well.

Lol Kid Rock. Fuck that guy so hard. Perfect GOPer, grew up loaded with a car dealer dad and cosplayed his way to fame as a fake redneck.

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I’m ashamed to say that a Kid Rock concert was the first big live show I ever saw. It was a friends birthday and his dad bought the tickets and went with us. It was a pretty good time, but if any place with strippers is a good time when you’re a 17 year old boy.

What a complete fucking fraud. Between him and Nickleback I wonder who did more to end rock music?

Looks like tonight’s format will give Trump opportunities to interrupt and yell over Biden:

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Yeah, this. People forget how low the bar was set for Biden before the first debate. He literally needed to just not have a stroke on stage to win.

Because all the blue states and blue-leaning swing states have restrictions in place to prevent this type of indoor event insanity.

Trump is still going to scream and interrupt when his mic is cut. The effect of this will depend on the audio / production. If the audience can still hear him he will look awful but if not it will be super distracting for Joe.

There is almost no chance he flips his shit like in the first debate. The one thing that has been drilled in his head between debates is that he can’t do that again. He’s going to be obnoxious and lie a ton, but he’s not going to interrupt and talk over Biden like a maniac. If I’m wrong, quote me, and I will eat my tie.

I’m certain that, given Obama’s accomplishments and what we can see of him in public, he’s likely at genius level IQ.

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THey show a split screen of both candidates almost constantly. If he’s talking you will see him doing that and he will look stupid. He’s not going to do it during the 2 minute sessions. You guys are underestimating him the same way that the other side underestimates “senile” Joe Biden.

My gameplan for tonight is to watch the 1st quarter and 4th quarter of Eagles Giants. During the debate I’ll just switch to the game during the commercial breaks.

joe should definitely drop a zinger about obama being richer than trump

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Lol… I thought that was a given? The guy was the first black editor of the Harvard Law Review and has walked around his entire life with the same level of justifiable confidence in his own intellect that Dirk Diggler had for his penis in Boogie Nights.

I also think that his background was pretty bad for the situation he found himself in upon taking office. I think he adapted and became an excellent executive, but he got suckered into doing healthcare instead of financial reform and then it was fucking over from a legislative standpoint.

There are plenty of legitimate criticisms of Obama. That he was far too cerebral, gave his enemies far too much credit, and was far too reasonable aren’t controversial on this board I don’t think. Nobody is claiming everything he did was good. He ordered an awful lot of drone strikes. He also withdrew from Iraq and mostly prevented the Afghan war from escalating despite a ton of pressure. That’s not an excuse, but it is accurate to reality.

People on the left, myself incuded, are going to have to start practicing what we preach and being a shitload more tolerant if we want to ever actually gain real political power. And taking nasty shots at a guy like Joe Biden before he’s even taken office? It’s a very very efficient way to get written off as an unreachable loon by the people who matter. Leftists need to stop doing that ASAP. Think about what you want. Now think about what you would have to do to get that done in real life. Then go do that shit. Do not just rage at the people who you erroneously think have the power to change that stuff with a wave of their hand about what pieces of shit they are for not committing suicide, probably to no effect, because it’s the right thing to do. They don’t like that. You wouldn’t either.

EDIT: Sorry jman like 5% of that is aimed at you.

SECOND EDIT: Skydiver I’m still furious with Pete for not being for true single payer ASAP in the primary. Hey on that one issue I’m as big a hypocrite as exists. I think it’s the single most important thing™ and I’ll freely concede that’s because of personal experiences with it. Thankfully not as a fucking sick person… no I have the flavor of passion about the subject only ex-perpetrators can bring.

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Even if Trump isn’t trying to talk over Joe in the 2 minute period, he’ll still be mugging it up, shaking his head and fidgeting like a 5 year-old. When the buzzer goes off, he’ll charge out of his stall like a raging bull.

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“Let’s make some fucking noise in here!”

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“Man fuck these people.”

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Like what. Seriously, what do you think any of us can do to make single payer healthcare more likely that is more effective than attacking politicians who don’t support it? Or to release the kids at the border camps? Say 50 of us all agreed to get together and work on it collectively. What are some examples of things we could do?

Booked.

Care for real stakes? Something fun. No money.