The Final Debate: Biden v Trump the Shitshow wrapped in a clusterfuck having sex with a goatshow inside a dumpster fire

Eh I think I’m going to watch Thursday Night Football instead. Oh wait it’s Giants Eagles. Maybe I’ll watch the debate instead.

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In laughter?

This was Trump at his best. I don’t know how you can watch this and not be giddy about him almost immediately going off the rails tonight.

When was the last time Trump didn’t embarrass himself if he was talking more than 5 minutes?

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Somebody change the fricken thread title. Yes, I’m sending this message from my fainting couch.

So do we want the Eagles to get destroyed tonight - leading to pissed off debate viewers flipping back and forth - or the Eagles to crush?

Excuse me sir but that’s a battle for second place in the prestigious NFC East.

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We want the Eagles to crush, please and thank you.

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I took a crack at the title change. Feel free to change if it anyone has better.

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Made a tiny tweak

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This will save me watching it tonight…

https://mobile.twitter.com/ImIncorrigible/status/1319366312846557185

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Maybe I’m a sweet summer child, but I honestly think Trump won’t flip his shit like he did in the other debate or in the 60 minutes interview. He will therefore be declared the “winner.”

The new thread title is certainly no laughing matter!

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He has one gear.

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Thankfully(?) I’m a Giants fan, otherwise I would have to watch the debate over this game, too.

Watch the debate, it’ll be more enjoyable for you.

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So, this Kristen Welker lady… does she ask a lot of stupid questions?

Obama got increasingly vicious as the debates progressed. He attacked Trump yesterday with a vigor I’ve never seen from him. Here’s hoping he and Biden prepped to manifest a decisive “proceed governor” moment.

Obama can do anything in political communications as well or better than anyone else (AOC is definitely better at online stuff… I’m talking about oration basically). This apparently includes something we haven’t had the opportunity to see before… Attack dog surrogate Obama. Yeah it turns out that he’s great at that too.

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All I know is that SNL hasn’t been the same since she left

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