The Final Debate: Biden v Trump the Shitshow wrapped in a clusterfuck having sex with a goatshow inside a dumpster fire

When does it start?

Would’ve been fun to crowd-source UP answers to one of these pre-debate free entry contests on DK or something. Any winnings going back to the site

8pm central

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You can alter behavior. Can’t alter hand size.

Trump can’t alter his behavior either, though

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for prop fans, the fox super 6 app has 6 different prop questions for tonight’s debate. share of $50k if you get all 6 right:

–which will Trump say first? (Fake News/Space Force/Emails/Pelosi/Radical Left/none)
–which will Biden say first? (Mask/COVID/Folks/Here’s the deal/My son/none)
–which will be seen taking notes? (t/b/both/neither)
–How many times will Biden say “come on man”?
–which will be first said? (China/Green New Deal/Taxes/Supreme Court/Healthcare/none)
–which candidate will be the last to say “vote”?

Long time no abc. Greetings from Finland, covid’s under control and life is dandy. I’m high as fuck and here for the gangbang.

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Space force has to be like 500:1.

No excuse me Sir, The Eagles will move into FIRST with a win.

Eagles 2-4-1 0.357
Dallas 2-4-0 0.333

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god abc is aids, they keep insisting trump way behind tonight, they never learn

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Yeah i’m watching ABC too. they referencing the pop vote, like saying Trump is down 10% instead of being down less than that in the tipping states.

(unless it’s a Vince-worthy PA pole)

And it’s like 3:30 AM over there? Hot damn, son.

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When one gangbang ends, another begins

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I embarrassed my GF when we showed up to an Andrew Yang organizer meeting and I said “I’m here for the YangBang”

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https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/1319433722454790150?s=19

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Have some #SlayerPete while you wait.

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Anyone watching the debate or NFC East football should seriously rethink their lives.

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What if I’m watching both?

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You’re no Dr. Zaius.

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MY FAVORITE KIND OF PETE!!! Goddamn is he ever a natural born killer. Thank god he wasn’t born 20 years earlier.

Holy shit he just made build back better sort of work. I didn’t know that was possible.

Holy shit I finished. He exceeded expectations and if there is anything I have high expectations for it’s the competence of Peter Buttigieg.

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“Digital dumpster diving.”

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