out of touch coastal elites don’t have chopped fuckin wood.
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“Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump. Golfs.”
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work with conservatives?!
I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of Bernie Bros screamed out in agony then were silent!
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I wish Bernie had a better speechwriter. He could have really built up a series of…
X happened, and how has Trump responded? He golfs.
Y happened, and how has Trump responded? He golfs.
etc, etc… Then the Nero line.
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speech should have started with him finishing chopping that wood, shirtless. sweat glistening over his muscular torso. he wipes himself with a towel, puts on a shirt, then jacket, then tie, in silence. walks up into the camera frame and says “eat the rich” and the speech ends immediately
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Bernie looking remarkably lucid and young compared to our two actual choices.
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POLICY!
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More policy from Bernie in the last 60 seconds than in the first 100 minutes combined.
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Bernie actually talking about the minimum wage. 
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Bernie has to give the policy points because Joe Biden suffers from dementia and is a rapist.
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This is complete bullshit, fuck off.
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No you.
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Narrator: Joe did not end private prisons.
Bernie, “Great planet you’ve got there…”
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Bernie killing it. Funny he is making the argument I’ve been making for months.
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Yikes the clapping is so bad.
ok the people on couches clapping is just sad
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LMAO awful production.
Cut to family, they stare at the screen blankly. They realize they’re on and start to move, cut away to another family staring at the screen blankly. They realize they’re on and start to move, cut away to another family staring at the screen blankly…
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WTF the people clapping. No, no, no.