The Crapto Thread

Whoops

https://twitter.com/travis_kling/status/1592198107734876160?s=46&t=qvYUA66eefF_tOCh3QY1fw

https://twitter.com/travis_kling/status/1592198930481160193?s=46&t=qvYUA66eefF_tOCh3QY1fw

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It’s just like Disney Stock!!1!!!one!!! Arglebargle.

I saw that too. I would never ignore you, you’re one of my favorite posters!

But I didn’t read that he was freaking embedded for 6 months until further down.

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:vince3:

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Lol JFC

https://twitter.com/dabit3/status/1592205740877676544

So this poster is saying the hedge fund assets should be in a cold wallet? Just clarifying.

https://twitter.com/pzilozybin/status/1592202031015792640

Wood nymph!

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https://twitter.com/10kisfud/status/1592202056328441856

https://twitter.com/r00tkey/status/1592206771015528449

https://twitter.com/Illaustrian/status/1592211933780140032

https://twitter.com/michaelj8040/status/1592209817149521921

Crypto bros workshopping their way to inventing the OCC and FDIC.

And the final tweet in the sub-thread:

https://twitter.com/shdahveen/status/1592202144287186944

Levine is a national treasure.

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https://twitter.com/Techmeme/status/1592229833110536194

I don’t have you on ignore either. Like suzzer, my excuse is I only read the big words in your post.

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Here is the line after the quoted text.

But here is the paragraph that drove me insane:

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:vince:

This is a great account but too many words to be Gwart

“there is also obviously a chance of typos etc” might be my favorite. Here’s our balance sheet (FYI the worst disaster you’ve ever seen on paper), just keep in mind there may be a couple typos. Some of those typos might change huge values, up or down, whatever, typing’s hard. Let us know if you’d like to bail us out!

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I don’t think it’s a big mystery what happened to the money. SBF/FTX literally just stole it. The DOJ/FBI/etc is a complete mess and basically gave up prosecuting white collar crimes a long time ago so I’m not even 100% sure these fraudsters get prosecuted although obviously they should.

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The dude WENT MIME for crypto. That’s one you get heckled for, at least if I’m there.

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It’s like Uber but for accounting.

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Well I just picked up a bunch of second-hand disguises at the Jerk Store so they won’t be recognizing me at any games

“That tonsured monk in Sec 113 is really giving it to Steph about crypto”
“Last week it was a frilly collared, Francisco Pizarro-looking MFer guy laying into him. Relentless.”

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Not a ponzi though!