The original cut of this commercial was 33 seconds long and ended the voiceover with, “–by buying digital beanie babies which no rational person would expect to have a positive expectation of value in the future” but they had to cut that part to fit into a traditional commercial block
Hah. The other day I was trying to come up with a leftish corollary for Trump’s fan base in the way it acts and is irrationally devoted to him, and the closest thing I could think of was Taylor Swift’s fan base.
Eli Regalado and his wife Kaitlyn marketed their cryptocurrency, INDXcoin, to Christian communities in Denver, Colorado, saying God told him people would become wealthy if they invested, the Colorado Division of Securities said in a statement.
"There’s been £1.3m that’s been taken out of, I think, £3.4m, but out of the 1.3, half a million dollars went to the IRS, and a few hundred thousand dollars went to a home remodel the Lord told us to do.
Guys, the Lord has told me that you must me give all your crypto if you want to be happy. I don’t make the rules. 
They can take this to the supreme court. Stopping this scam is infringing on their religious liberty. They believe god will make them rich. That’s a hella widespread religious belief.
HyperFund’s promotional materials allegedly made various false claims, including that investors who purchased HyperFund “memberships” would receive between 0.5% to 1% daily in passive rewards until the company either doubled or tripled the investor’s initial investment. To convince investors that HyperFund could make such payments, HyperFund allegedly claimed that its payments would be disbursed in part from its revenues from large-scale crypto mining operations, when in truth, HyperFund did not have such operations.
Pardon that mf
State Level GOP is legitimately one long version of the scene from Sorry to Bother You where a tech billionaire figures out a way to make a super industrious man-horse hybrid and the following morning GOP Congresscritters are gladhanding him while ringing the opening bell of the NYSE
I’m surrounded by idiots and having a great time
The highest price at which you will be able to sell one Bitcoin before it next drops below $30k
but what about the motley fool forum?
Racso, a 24-year-old vedic astrologer from Austin, Texas
"Based on his own analysis done via vedic astrology (which focuses on karma over personality traits), the events that happened to Rocso were driven by the “eclipse of Taurus and Scorpio.”
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
