Well he’s probably going to get killed when he gets out of prison for stealing the bitcoin of criminals.
I need to get a pic of me on a boat with 2 girls in bikinis, just for general purposes, like social media profiles.
He transferred around $800 worth to a crypto exchange that followed established banking rules, including so-called know your customer processes, requiring real names and addresses of account holders.
this is how he got caught 800 bucks
that and LOL at calling the police because someone stole something he stole
jfc at showing the officers he has 70 million in crypto dude was naive
cheeto bin wasn’t a bad hiding spot but damn there’s dog sniffing electronics now? Can’t even john wick style bury stuff without them finding it damn.
This is peak America, like Rome at its apex.
What am I looking at?
The guy who stole $3 billion in crypto, who got caught over $800, being a Trump supporter
The smartest guys in the room perpetually are actually gigantic dumbasses.
It’s fraud and theft. It’s always just fraud and theft. And our human desire to come up with explanations for unexplainable events.
I remember arguing against using BTC miners to heat hot water tanks as a cheap way to heat your water on 2p2 ages ago. Guess I was wrong,
I mean. Is it a coincidence that many of the smartest people we know are happily married doctors and actuaries?
Twitter thread on SBF testimony before judge. This one stood out to me - might want to listen to your lawyer.
https://twitter.com/innercitypress/status/1717645264700227752
Defense lawyer Mark Cohen did his best. Unfortunately for him, the cross-examination was conducted by Sassoon, who looks like someone who uses “summer” as a verb, and often appears deceptively timid, with her hands held close to her chest. In her cross, she simply unhinged her jaw and ate Bankman-Fried.
Lol. That is some enjoyable writing.
