The Crapto Thread

Come on, that was really funny.

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https://twitter.com/ipoarmy/status/1654519805716623360?s=46&t=pYJ2pxr9aadLbGrVNSQUPg

Oh okay then.

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1.6B :frog:

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Is the discord all pepe rich now?

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Itā€™s alt season. Probably a good time to get back in it

Reading that, do you get the feeling itā€™s mostly accurate or mostly inaccurate?

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I didnā€™t put too much thought into it tbh. Iā€™m neutral on crypto - just thought the MC was high.

Which DEX should one join these days? Is it still a tradeoff between lower fees and wider availability of (new) coins?

Anyone trading Wojak?

https://twitter.com/Loopifyyy/status/1654874026815225859?s=20

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I think dextools is the go to for the discord and has been for a while. There is also a button to go to uniswap within the dextools page which has slightly lower fees/slippage usually.

The fees are astronomical when compared to an exchange like Kucoin though. But the exchanges donā€™t have the true trash that is pumping right now.

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uniswap still the king

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https://www.bloomberg.com/features/2023-crypto-winter/

For George, apologizing to me wasnā€™t the hardest part. Heā€™d persuaded his Chinese immigrant parents to refinance their mortgage and lend him $50,000 to invest in Bitcoin. He stored the funds on Celsius, a sort of crypto bank where they could accrue interest. The company collapsed into bankruptcy, and now the money was frozen, much of it likely lost. ā€œI said, ā€˜Iā€™m really sorry, Iā€™m deeply ashamed, and I will commit ritual seppuku if you demand it,ā€™ ā€ he says. They didnā€™t, but he said he plans to pay them back when he can.

they didnā€™t demand it because theyā€™re chinese, not japanese

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Right my bad, to clarify thatā€™s why I was asking: I was wondering if a crypto-neutral ā€˜outsiderā€™ would read that and surmise that itā€™s not entirely accurate. The broad strokes are correct, but the numbers are exaggerated for more wow-factor. Nobody was fumbling around and got lucky turning $27 into $5M and the ā€˜lucky holderā€™ theyā€™re referring to is either a dev or in the dev inner circle.

Donā€™t get me wrong, people turned $27 into $10k but lol ainā€™t nobody getting a boner making about 350x on their investment lol.

This is why new ones are created every 30 seconds or so. Itā€™s supposed to be easy and easily accessible, thatā€™s the entire point. What heā€™s not showing you is how much the actual fees are to deploy the contract (this is testnet) nor what it takes for the token to capital-m Moon (assuming thatā€™s even the intention). We could tokenize the heart system here if we wanted (it would be a bad idea) and there shouldnā€™t be some insane barrier to entry for that if people actually believe crypto is the future.

Yeah especially in this instance when itā€™s just a 4chan scamcoin.

PepePaulie

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https://bitcoinmagazine.com/culture/robert-kennedy-jr-debuts-campaign-at-bitcoin-2023

:harold:

https://twitter.com/LizRummy/status/1665048164498391041?t=76u-8c2uvQ-PD7EzOuz_wA&s=19

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