The Crapto Thread

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:vince1:

https://twitter.com/crypto/status/1640559373310197763?s=20
coolpepe

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The US Foreign Corrupt Practices Act makes this a big no no

https://twitter.com/crypto/status/1642574881001820162?s=20

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https://twitter.com/bennetttomlin/status/1645766051509010435?s=46&t=XGja5BtSraUljl_WWUrIUg

https://twitter.com/NFTBeliever/status/1645784586218004480

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7hucuk

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“He hoped the visual appeal of the cash would impress a female into having sexual relations with him. He stated his plan did not work.”

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“I accidentally double-clicked the withdraw button and was shocked to discover that it resulted in allowing me to withdraw double the amount of bitcoin I had deposited,” he later said in federal court. After the first fraudulent withdrawal, Mr. Zhong created new accounts and with a few hours of work stole 50,000 bitcoins worth around $600,000, court papers from federal prosecutors show.

Lol

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This is great. The sentence before the above quote, “Mr. Zhong, a 22-year-old University of Georgia computer-science student at the time, used the site to buy cocaine.”

Then, “Mr. Zhong moved the stolen bitcoins from one account to another for eight years to cover his tracks. By late 2021, the red-hot crypto market had raised the value of his trove to $3.4 billion.”

Guy’s browsing Silk Road for some coke and stumbles on a way to steal $3 billion. MAKE MY LIFE THIS INTERESTING, God.

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https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1646260786531106819?s=20

underpromise overdeliver. genius business move. this is why sam is the next jp morgan

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Dez Bryant’s ape was stolen.

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First he has to give up his monkey and now his ape is stolen.

put on hustlers high stakes stream from last night. we pumpin?

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https://twitter.com/stephanie_murr/status/1648482397988753413?s=20

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GOAT

https://twitter.com/trungtphan/status/1648527662376452098?s=46&t=XGja5BtSraUljl_WWUrIUg

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