The Crapto Thread

i really doubt ODB is a crypto bro or have fun being poor crowd and he’s pretty old. all he meant is that you’re an asshole (he did, i have no opinion on the matter)

This shit seems too dumb to be real. They literally did a “meme round” of $1b at $420.69 from 69 investors. Thanks VCs!

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When they went under they still had tons of bitcoin and cash just not enough to cover everything. It would have been done a lot sooner if it wasn’t for some obviously failing lawsuits from people trying to get in front of people like me. They also found a wallet containing 78000 bitcoin at some point after the bankruptcy and the private key to access it.

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Irrational markets can stay irrational much longer than most people can stay solvent. See, TSLA.

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The Motley Fool forums chronicled a bloodbath for dotcom shorters from 1997-2000 - the bulls laughing at them the whole way. Then when the crash happened the bulls had a sad, and mostly just left.

It’s not enough to be right, you have to be right and time the market.

https://twitter.com/devahaz/status/1590513167763144705

https://twitter.com/devahaz/status/1590584822275387392

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p.s. should’ve neon underlined the date also cuz, like, you know, these ain’t rhodes scholars we’re dealing with

p.p.s. in before SILENCE

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Imagine if one time before we all died your ignorance would stop you from running your mouth.

fucking amazing

go nuts champ

it’s an excellent take

I loved that song. Can we get a “Oh baby boy we were going to have mad sex / but you lost all your money on FTX” in the next remix?

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Just your quarterly reminder that BTC is up about 15,000% since Riverman started LOLing it.

Good call Riverman, you were right!

P.S. I don’t mind if crypto goes busto, I just think it’s hilarious that someone who so far has been spectacularly wrong is dunking.

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how are you people real lol

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mf can’t even get new material

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Yes, you need to use it at least thrice a day to obtain your official cryptobro ID card.

Any chance this FTX thing could have happened under modern banking regulations (if it was subject to them)?

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hey, i know that guy!

https://twitter.com/DougPolkVids/status/1590430874398380035?s=20&t=lQC-tFK7XPZ9F8nY23N-lg

a rare good take from doug

Depends whether you mean legally or not. In his piece Levine links to a story about Barclays in which they are alleged to have lent Qatari investors $3 billion for them to use to turn around and invest in the company, in order to make it appear solvent. That is obviously illegal. I think the stunt FTX were pulling would probably be illegal as well, but that doesn’t mean it wouldn’t happen.