The Confederacy of Donald J. Trump: A Confederacy of Dunces

Remind me, what was your take on election night? You panicked, right? I bring this up for two reasons:

  1. You were wrong.

  2. The fact that you cared about the outcome of the election is proof that you thought it mattered. If you just thought the SCOTUS would install him, you wouldn’t have been sweating.

No I didn’t panic on election night. I had some concerns but stayed up all night and by the end I was pretty sure Biden had it. (Mostly ChrisV keeping calm kept me calm.) And I’ll have you know that I called Georgia before anybody.

Basically our current meta is a struggle for demographic change and increased turnout to offset voter suppression and fade fascism.

We bought four years for demographics. Unfortunately we didn’t win 52+ Senate seats to fix the core problems.

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Lol yeah Trump and his team were inventing vaccines (see post 6 of thread)

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I love the narrative that even though Pfizer didn’t take govt funds they benefited because the govt would surely buy some vaccine from them if they produced something that worked. Yeah, like basically every company had that carrot available. And the govt gets zero fucking credit.

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You did calm down quicker than most, though.

I’m raising my eyebrow at this one.

And then I was told, no GA was coming down to like 100 votes or something.

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Tucker Carlson is a fucking psychopath

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Yea this whole “back Trump over the election” thing isn’t about Trump. They know he’s out. It’s about contesting the election when Tom Cotton loses to Kamala Harris in 2024.

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Same here.

Not that the political situation is great in the Czech Republic but it ain’t America either.

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https://twitter.com/TheDailyShow/status/1325951831667699712?s=09

Lmao

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Yeah that’s what gets me. Did Donald J fucking Trump have any trouble accepting the call from the media in 2016? I don’t think so. I texted a Trumper friend tonight.

Devil: Is it safe yet?

Trumper: Is what safe?

Devil: *pic of Biden enjoying an ice cream cone*

Trumper: The fat lady hasn’t sung yet.

Devil: It’s all over but the crying.

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The point I made 5 months ago and repeated in discord the other night is that if trump doesn’t leave then Tom Cotton is going to assassinate him.

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For some reason, the phrase “shitting in tall cotton” came to mind as I was reading this and I lolled. I’m slightly under the influence.

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You can do anything with executive orders now right?

Joe should give an executive order for automatic voter registration, a free National voter ID, upgrading our polling places to make them more secure and mandatory voting all in the name of election security…

I dont like mandatory voting but it might work to get us out of the hole.

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“Ambulance chaser”? Why would this make Biden an ambulance chaser?

10% discount on your taxes if you vote Biden. Matched 1000% if you do it in the next 60 minutes.

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After every nonsensical thing he’s ever said, this is the tweet you question? It doesn’t need to make sense libtard.

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