The Confederacy of Donald J. Trump: A Confederacy of Dunces

Imagine the epic come behind victory she managed as worst Trump Press Secretary.

It is an absolutely historic accomplishment.

It’s like getting signed by the Yankees in July 1927 and being AL MVP.

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I know what all that stuff refers to except “treasures”.

Also Trump is going to force the extinction of quotation marks.

I wonder why it took seven weeks to discover vote total outnumbered people.

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Nazi Barbie gets somewhat of a pass because by the time she came along we had all lost the capacity for incrementally heightened outrage, but she was incredibly awful.

Saying someone is a Rhodes Scholar when they went to Rhodes College is not something Huckabeast would have ever done.

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tenor

She’s the worst of all of them - she has her lies indexed in a binder!

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I’m excited to see how the Nazi Barbie apology you’re plays out. Do you think she’ll get a job with CNN or NBC News?

PS: Nazi Barbie is a great nickname because it keeps me from bothering to learn how to spell either of her names.

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I think she will land at Fox News. Which was her goal all along, so good for her I guess.

She was a relatively early all in deplorable on CNN in 2016. I don’t think she has enough charisma to build a show around her, but as a contributor I assume she’d have no trouble getting hired by Fox.

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lol, who cares, she’s a hot blonde. Do you think NBC threw millions of dollars at Megyn Kelly for her charisma?

https://twitter.com/dranagel/status/1343931513960861697?s=21

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Since when do crossing guards have uniforms?

Are those the actual proposed uniforms or is that from Austin Powers? I’m honestly not sure.

Starship troopers

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I don’t think she’s attractive at all. I’ve never seen a smile from her that wasn’t condescending.

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This week. Let’s check back if they are re-elected.

The first thing that came to mind when I saw these uniforms was

Someone is very lazy and is just pilfering all the Sci-Fi franchises for designs.

I mean the vote will happen this week if they vote.

https://twitter.com/realguldukat/status/1343949952498753539?s=21

https://twitter.com/realguldukat/status/1343950536475860996?s=21

Borgahontas

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I know it sounds petty, as there are far more important things to be undone from this administration, but I really hope that the entire Space Force can just be wiped away with an EO or something. It seemed like a redundant thing to begin with, and it just felt like the laziest attempt to do something “historic” and lasting but just in a dumb half-assed way.

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Yeah, that’s not happening in a Biden administration.