https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1343066231222448130
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Shut the fuck up, old man. We’re in a momma diss-off here
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Yo momma so dumb she thought you could nuke a hurricane
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Yo momma so stupid she thought windmills caused cancer. Oh wait that was you son.
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…"get rid of the ‘pork’”…? 
I need an emoji where the monocle falls off.
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Trump can fake being anything, from socialist to fascist. We should have gotten to him first and used him as the face of socialism. He’ll say whatever as long as it garners him more power. He stands for nothing.
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Absolutely not. Everything he touches dies probably including our faux democracy.
just SoS having a normal one
https://mobile.twitter.com/mikepompeo/status/1342962662846693376
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I did nothing wrong! Even though a pardon still keeps my guilty verdict intact!
How did Trump know we was talkin mamas in this thread?
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Roger Stone about to learn a lesson about absolute prosecutorial immunity.
It totally does…sort of.
However, it has to be within the government-approved Christian church. Australian wine can be bought.
when i get to the point that i need to instagram random biblical excerpts that confirm my worldview, i will do so while polishing off a bottle of yellowtail.
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Cabernet is the spirit of the Lord.
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