The Confederacy of Donald J. Trump: A Confederacy of Dunces

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1342624069687062528
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  1. Trump calls for a special counsel to investigate election fraud
  2. Bongino links to “Trump calls for a special counsel to investigate election fraud”
  3. Bongino says “This is the right call”
  4. Trump links to Bongino linking to him
  5. Trump says “But we already know enough” as if he’s disagreeing with Bongino

It’s a circle of stupid. A symbiotic ecosystem of corruption and idiocy. A confederacy of dunces. #SAD

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Trump doesn’t seem to understand that bullshit doesn’t fly in a courtroom. I guess maybe because its flown everywhere else in his life.

This quote from Dispatches. Michael Herr. Is something else. 50 years on from Vietnam, the press still doesnt know how to handle outright lies from those in power.

If COVID or something else takes him out I am not going to cry.

https://mobile.twitter.com/OctoberFerguson/status/1342455303611310081

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Important follow-up from the comments section.

https://mobile.twitter.com/OctoberFerguson/status/1342467125361987586

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Fyp

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Aha! But don’t forget that I’ve never lied to these fine gentlemen. And I would never shame them. This is literally my plan.

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I watched it as well and was disappointed with the volume of poop. Had higher expectations.

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That’s not a good parody. It’s the truth.

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This is better from you. The rest were really bad.

That is terrible parody lol but I guess speaks to the difficulty of doing parody. Like how do you do an exaggerated version of Mitch? Same problem as doing an exaggerated version of Trump.

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Has this not been posted yet? Garrison having an exceptionally normal one.

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Yeah without a name on that guy I have no fucking clue who that is

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From his page:

“The Tree of Liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.”

These are dark times and the Christmas star (Jupiter and Saturn aligned) portends an urgent need for action.

Trump has stood up to China and the Swamp, but the latter remains undrained, thanks to feet draggers such as Jeff Sessions and William Barr.

It’s time for action, not just grumbling, sloganeering, and ’trusting the plan.’ It is now time to use the Insurrection Act and arrest the traitors. Yes, that will inevitably lead to bloodshed, but the Tree of Liberty is thirsty.

Merry Christmas,

Absolutely deranged.

The message here is that the Tree of Liberty will rip Trump a new Uranus if he doesn’t deliver the blood of patriots.

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Fuck Trump and everything, but what exactly is he supposed to do? Bomb goes off at 7:30. Trump finds out at 7:45. OK, then what? I mean it’s bad optics to go golfing at 10, but he DGAF. Other than monitor the situation, what would Obama have done? Fly to Nashville?

Be in the RV.

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I realize your post seems to lack context after my edit. Sorry, here you go.

https://twitter.com/FPWellman/status/1342550038870949888?s=19

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Yea, it’s just a pet peeve of mine. There’s a million reasons to dunk on Trump but playing golf on Christmas isn’t one.

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