This joke is probably one level too high for me. Who the fuck is sleeping with Florida Man on the reg? Nothing is worth that.
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Bowels of an emu!
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“Stamina of a zebra” WTF this dude might be trolling. Melania “heart of gold” lol cmon
I think zebras are just notoriously shitty animals, like people tried to domesticate them repeatedly but they just gave up because they won’t stop biting people and being assholes.
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That guy writes like Ben Garrison draws.
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The unsettling posture and gait of a Cassowary.
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Im pretty sure he means she’s a prostitute
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The unmistakable odor of a musk ox
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there was supposed to be “digger” at the end of that but it got cut off by twitter. thanks section 230!
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The virility of a sperm whale.
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Where’d the “$1,400” come from?? (insert Trump cannot do math joke here)
And he’s hung like a horse!
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A couple months ago I was chased off by a zebra in Santa Ynez, CA. For reals.
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I once got knocked over by a lama. Bastard got me while I wasn’t looking. My coworkers had backed off to a safe distance. How about a heads-up, fuckers?
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it’s a The Undoing reference
Why did I just watch a video titled “Emu taking a poop”?
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No kink-shaming includes not kink-shaming yourself.
I’m right there with you. I also touch things that have a “wet paint” sign on them.
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