The Confederacy of Donald J. Trump: A Confederacy of Dunces

He sure doesn’t look like he’s been starving.

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That guy was from a few months ago. Bet even with a lot more cases he is still the same.

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Yeah. Arguing against the coup while saying nothing outside the room and still working for the admin… fuck all these people.

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VOTING IS ALL RIGGED

SO GO VOTE!

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They are now going to be the party of:

STOP THE COUNT

wait …

KEEP COUNTING

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He’s probably confusing martial with marital.

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@BestOf

Well, at least the first and last part

In ninth grade I didn’t know what maritime meant. This caused a pretty awful situation when a “maritime law” decision was mentioned in a spot where the context didn’t make it obvious and I responded as if we were discussing Divorce Court. Which I think I also thought was a real thing. Genius here.

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32 more days dickbag. Better get those pardons rolling.

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So they stole their logo from Star Trek and what they call themselves from Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Ehh, like he’s trying but I don’t see the Joint Chiefs doing anything other than telling him to go fuck himself, and I don’t see the Secret Service doing anything other than whatever Joe Biden tells them at 12:01pm on January 20th.

In order to pull of a coup, Trump needs the people he called losers and suckers to back him, and he needs the people he exposed to the virus over and over again so he could take victory laps around a hospital and such to back him.

Right, like this talk that he should declare martial law and hold a new election… With what voting machines? With what ballots? Does anyone thinks these clowns can put together the infrastructure for an election in four states in like two or three weeks, then carry it out without a hitch?

They can’t even fucking book the Four Seasons for a press conference. They’re holding state legislature hearings at like Econolodge conference rooms and shit.

So we can toss that one out, that leaves declaring martial law to arrest his political opponents and become dictator. The Joint Chiefs are sure as fuck not letting that happen.

I’m still not sure what I’m supposed to be worried about in terms of Trump retaining power. I’m worried about the divisions in this country, the chance he causes violence by Proud Boys and the like, and I have an extremely dire outlook on 2024 and beyond… But I don’t see how this coup has any chance of success.

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Mitch McConnell owns his ass.

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Man, this is kind of a trip. It’s certain to bug out whatever MAGATS still watch Fox:

Here’s the clip that Lou Dobbs was forced to introduce:

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