The Confederacy of Donald J. Trump: A Confederacy of Dunces

Someone wanna parse that message?

Lol he’s not gonna let them take it in order to own the libs.

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Prob some coded outreach to anti vaccine mushbrains

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Hopefully they change their name to the Cleveland Trumps and make their mascot a morbidly obese, bald, orange mutant who runs around during the 7th inning stretch while people pelt fruit at him and then you can advocate that the ‘cancel culture’ change their name

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he swears allegiance to the queen of british columbia now

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He thinks he’s immune. Why should he take even a practically non-existent additional risk? Let others go first, see how it goes.

He’s a giant baby and is scared of needles. So scared that he said they aren’t allowed anywhere near the White House.

Think of all the good people who get cancer and die every single year. That alone, in the context of Trump being alive, disproves religion

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the 7th inning STOP THE COUNT stretch if they’re leading

if not it’s the this game is RIGGED stretch

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gee I, for one, sure can’t fathom why native americans in many places in the US voted so overwhelmingly against you that you lost many states most notably arizona because of it

oh right those votes are illegal in your world

Not really. Low-hanging fruit. Maybe God is just lazy.

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How’s he going to explain it when the trucks show up to move his shit? Is it going to be a middle of the night sneaking out thing, like the Colts leaving Baltimore? Will he just continue to claim he won bigly right up to the last minute? Is he going to make Biden move it for him?

Lol that last tweet. “Nice Senate runoff you’ve got there. Would be awful if something happened to it.”

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Trump’s going to build an Oval Office replica at Mar-a-Lago (funded by donations) and start the Avignon Presidency.

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Called it a month ago. If Kemp doesn’t change Georgia for him, he’s burning it all down.

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Yessss yessssssss

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