The Confederacy of Donald J. Trump: A Confederacy of Dunces

It’s as simple as people like being told what they want to hear and winning, imo. If someone wants to demonize billionaires, for example, I don’t really give a fuck about my champion lying or doing whatever the fuck to take them down by any means necessary.

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trying to avoid the spotlight walking around in my fur coat, tophat, cane and ascot like a normal guy

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They lied on immigration. It was not just undocumented immigrants trump attacked. He also attacked legal immigrants like Muslims and cut refugees.

He can pretend trump only cared about “illegal” immigrants but it’s bs.

Also the libs are mean and not acting like adults bit from the lock them up fuck your feelings and political correctness people is good stuff.

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https://twitter.com/whoisalexjacob/status/1336748466140311562?s=21

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Is that a joke or is he a deplorable?

I see its a joke. Not bad! Christ satire is getting hard these days.

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https://twitter.com/realguldukat/status/1336778610930311169?s=21

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The hillbilly elegy sob story narrative for why Trump won is complete bullshit.

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The Ferengi also wouldn’t have paid out yet

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Fyp

F GC and KAC but this is funny

https://twitter.com/gtconway3d/status/1336779268123205633?s=21

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I don’t remember being able to get 30-1 anywhere.

Inject it straight into my giant earlobes

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He always makes shit up especially when it comes to numbers.

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That was the most exciting sporting event I ever attended​:rose::rose::sun_with_face::full_moon_with_face:

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42% of statistics are made up.

one of my favorite science jokes that is now ruined due to Snott Adams

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Trump was -900 for a Minute there election night

Give or take

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1336811823232921600
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The lawsuit was ridiculed by legal experts as a publicity stunt with little chance of success. But that did not deter 17 of the country’s 25 Republican attorneys general from publicly signaling their allegiance to the president by signing on to an amicus brief in support of Texas filed on Wednesday.

The attorneys general all represent states that Mr. Trump won, including Alabama, Florida, Kansas, Missouri, Louisiana and South Dakota. In their brief, they argued that “serious concerns relating to election integrity and public confidence in elections” had surfaced.

President Trump asked Senator Ted Cruz on Tuesday night if he would be willing to argue a case filed by the Texas attorney general seeking to invalidate the election results in states like Pennsylvania in the event that it reaches the U.S. Supreme Court, according to a person familiar with the discussion.

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