The Confederacy of Donald J. Trump: A Confederacy of Dunces

Happening right now…

Which one is real?

2+2=5 for sufficiently large values of 2.

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The number of illegal immigrants voting in Arizona is only limited by Rudy’s imagination.

The event happening now in AZ is being billed as an “election integrity hearing”. Of course it is not an official legislative hearing but rather a publicity stunt being held in a hotel ballroom (the AZ legislature is not even in session).

The date is not a coincidence either; today is the official certification of AZ election results by the SOS.

Can watch live here if you’re a masochist.

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watching now, it is extremely low energy

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Don’t care unless its held outside a landscaping company

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Lollllllll Rudy’s next witness is MIA

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Missing In Action?

Or like…

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Like they went through a whole rigamarole of hashing out which witnesses to call in what order since there’s a Dunkin Donuts corporate meeting in this same space in the next three hours, so Rudy said we better call this witness so she doesn’t miss her flight in an hour.

Rudy proceeded to do his best Ben Stein impression.

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I knew Rudy was going Ham with his election fraud claims!

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I’m surprised anyone ever considered it to be otherwise.

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What are the odds some Trumpist lone wolf tries to gun down a Republican “traitor” at some point?

I’d think they’d gun down folks from the radical antifa left if they really wanted to. But as many others have more eloquently put it, they all just want to LARP being a soldier.

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