The Confederacy of Donald J. Trump: A Confederacy of Dunces

My Life as Trump’s Wife
By Anonymous

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1332788716818010114
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The working title is Being Best, but that’s a good subtitle.

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“Is this prenup watertight or can I still get a decent batch afterwards?” would be a terrific chapter.

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Let’s say Trump and his 3 kids actually do go to prison. What happens to his money? Is it still whatever the will says? Be funny if Melania got it all.

money lol

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Lol ya. Just curious how it would work. And they won’t go to prison either.

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I’m sure it still goes by will, you can have wealth while in prison

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The man has a large negative net worth. What happens after he goes to prison is the creditors take everything.

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Well hopefully this

Vornado was trying to sell his only good assets (which he has zero control over as like a 30% owner), but lol office buildings for at least 5 years, maybe forever. The article below indicates his stake is worth over a billion but that’s before debt and pre-virus.

His golf resorts have also been pummeled by Covid and were losing money before the pandemic. He has very little liquidity. He’s gonna grift to stay solvent until he dies.

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Trump has an army of cultists ready to throw money at his brand. He won’t be able to make a living licensing his name to hotels and golf courts like he did before the presidency, but he still has a ton of grifting equity.

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They should name him Emperor of the Villages and place his throne upon their soon-to-be-abandoned golf course.

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Wow, what an absolute moron. He tried to keep everything open so he wouldn’t lose money on his real estate. He could have kept both the presidency and real estate cash flow by letting the experts handle the pandemic.

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It can be both.

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All three things are why Biden won. There are others. Multiple reasons are usually true for every presidential election.

Oh, they don’t mean all women, just the stupid shallow ones. You know the type! Amirite?

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Yeah, he’ll make a comfortable living basically as an entertainer charging for rallies in perpetuity. Which is the only thing he’s ever really made money at his entire life (being an entertainer).

Nah it’s minimizing the impact of their superior voting percentage and giving credit to those that installed Trump in the first place.

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