The Confederacy of Donald J. Trump: A Confederacy of Dunces

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https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1332099868760956933?s=21

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Why is he doing this on Thanksgiving?

LOL @ the GOP thinking he can keep quiet until the special election. He’s gonna go ballistic once the election is certified 100%.

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I think the Kracken case has been solved.

https://twitter.com/katiehobbs/status/1332034965979213825?s=21

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The Kraken was here all along!!!

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Has anyone, ever, needed an ass beating more.

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1332100157501018113?s=21

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What was the question?

I think somebody told him to go fuck himself and he took great offense.

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https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1332098307796185099

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That would be pretty offensive if that person neglected to use the proper form of address as in, “Mr. President, go fuck yourself.”

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Wow this nails it

https://twitter.com/flossobama/status/1331899858102398977?s=21

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0.0% chance I could stifle myself from saying “not for long” if I was that reporter

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1332155514386599937
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“See you January 21.”

“Fuck you.”

“You’re right, that’s my mistake. See you January 20 at 6pm or so.”

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Trump trying to use math to impress morons is not a move I expected. He must really be desperate.

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So we’ve arrived at the point of giving up on direct evidence of fraud and moving to purely circumstantial evidence, inference, and innuendo. As in, “Gee whiz, this all seems suspiciously implausible, if you know what I mean”:

While Biden underperformed Hillary Clinton’s 2016 totals in every urban county in the United States, he outperformed her in the metropolitan areas of Georgia, Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania. Even more surprising, the former VP put up a record haul of votes, despite Democrats’ general failures in local House and state legislative seats across the nation.

I’m not even sure that first part is true, but Hey dumbass, Biden’s opponent was Donald J. Trump, the most hated man in America!

This is followed by a sentence so idiotic it’s hard to believe:

He accomplished all this after receiving a record low share of the primary vote compared to his Republican opponent heading into the general election.

Like, this is supposed to be a serious argument, a central part of the thesis, not a throwaway line. It’s one of the 5 ways Biden “Magically Outperformed Election Norms”. They want us to believe that Trump’s primary vote share, WHILE RUNNING UNOPPOSED, has some kind of historically predictive power.

I mean, I can’t even

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Just zero chance it’s true that “Biden underperformed Hillary Clinton’s 2016 totals in every urban county in the United States” except Milwaukee, Atlanta, Philly, and Detroit. It’s either made up or there is some painful technical definitions being used to force it to be true.

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President Joe had more votes in his primary than trump did in his. Math says obviously Biden wins presidency.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1332169753004224515
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I didn’t look it up.

It’s made up though, 100%