The Confederacy of Donald J. Trump: A Confederacy of Dunces

https://mobile.twitter.com/ScottMStedman/status/1331766452563578881

All in all I think he was just a rouge… Pay that man & he’d do anything for a buck imo.

Then there’s this…

https://mobile.twitter.com/jsrailton/status/1331631543874445316

He was just your average “I’ll get you anything, type of guy” involved in selling the US’s secrets.

:man_facepalming:

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1331987171700510720
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PARDON ME!!!

He didn’t even have anyone at his rallies!!!

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1331988084636987392
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HAPPY THANKS (for) GIVING (everyone COVID)!

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If she does from an brain tumor in three years this storyline will make more sense.

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In 2015 he was paid $45k by RT to attend a Gala Dinner where he sat next to Putin…

Happy Thanksgiving!

Today we can be thankful above all else that the guardrails of our political system have held fast against the unprecedented pressures of the Trump administration.

2020 has been a challenging year, but the worst is over. The republic has survived and Joe Biden is already making things better and giving the American people the hope and healing they so desperately need.

There will be no Civil War. There will be no re-education camps for dissidents. There will be none of the imaged horrors of a second Trump term. The Electoral College will vote next month and Trumpism will wither and die. The institutions—that many of you spent recent years belittling and scoffing at—rose to the challenge and saved us all. The press, dedicated civil servants, the federal judiciary, even the Democratic leadership, all deserve credit for stepping up and doing their jobs with calm competence and grace. The American experiment is intact, and even better prepared for any future assault.

So enjoy your Turkey, enjoy your family Zoom calls, enjoy a break from work. We’ve earned it. The future is looking bright.

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Ah yes, the old “State Senate hourly motel” out on route 85. Beautiful place. Right next door to a Shakeys and Big Al’s Pool and Spa Depot

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Ah, the leopards are out in force today

Ahahaha, they’re at a fucking Wyndham and trying to make it look like a senate. Holy shit

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Related:
https://mobile.twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1331846950350622720?s=21

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Something something “Oceans rise, empires fall”

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I’m pretty sure they hired Mason to proofread this thing. Its doubtful they even ran a spellcheck. Feels like they had a deadline to file pre-Thanksgiving and we’re working till the last minute and just filed as is.

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Yeah, my first thought was that they had some absurd deadline and it was just get something on paper and get it filed. If not, whoooo boy.

I don’t think there was/is any court deadline - likely they had promised Trump they would file pre-Thanksgiving.

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Does it contain large sections cut-and-pasted from Wikipedia?

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@bestof