https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1331005273834737666?s=19
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9 minutes and 33 seconds?
LOL DIDNT WATCH LOSER
We’re about to enter the pardon stage. Shit’s gonna be lit.
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I don’t think Trump is gonna pardon anyone unless he knows he’s safe.
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apparently google search results were liberal leaning and google vote reminders only went to liberals.
no evidence obv
Did Tucker ever track down the FedEx package with the mind blowing documents that nobody thought to make a copy of, or take a picture of, or PDF?
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Oh, I thought you meant he wasn’t going to pardon the turkey. Ha
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I think what I love the most about this is the handicap flag. Was that photoshopped in or does he always have it flying when he’s playing so he can drive on the greens?
Those shits are going to be for sale. By Christmas they’ll probably be buy one, get one.
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Can you imagine how nervous certain folks are going to get if it’s Jan 17 and they still don’t have their pardon?
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Come on, dawg.
It’s fucking 2020. I can’t tell what’s satire and what’s real anymore, dawg.
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I don’t think so. Trump has NPD. He only awards loyalty and since he didn’t get reelected, he won’t see any loyalty. I mean maybe he pardons his family in order to protect their money but it’s not like he’s gonna pardon Barr or Rudy out of kindness.
Wow, the fucker blinked.
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Mitch pulled the plug. Jamming through those last few kid justices. Pretty much the only vacancies the next four years will be old liberals and Mitch will make sure only old moderates get approved if any. That’s all Mitch cares about.
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When I said they’re going to be on sale, I meant literally he’s going to sell pardons.
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lol