The Confederacy of Donald J. Trump: A Confederacy of Dunces

Hatch Act? The one way they actually follow it? Lol

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Bonus points officially awarded.

Yeah, honestly it’s kind of adorable that he doesn’t use the official @POTUS account to engage in blatant electioneering because lol none of these laws mean jack shit and we’re all just playing Calvinball. All the crazy normbreaking and illegal activity and somehow Trump has been admirably scrupulous about not doing campaigning on main.

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Christ, Jr really is a moron. Like, as dumb as his dad is, even he thinks Jr is stupid.

https://mobile.twitter.com/kathrynw5/status/1330009606873968642

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During my very brief career as a bureaucrat in the federal government they definitely told me that you can theoretically get fired and maybe even prosecuted for emailing political jokes from your government email account or for using the government printer to print out political flyers. Just wild how they drill scrupulous respect for norms into paper-pushing bureaucrats while the people at the top are free to use the Rose Garden as a backdrop for political ads.

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Of course the real reason is that he knew he’d build immense financial value on whatever account he used and he wanted to take it with him. We’ll be seeing sponsored Trump tweets for My Pillow and Four Seasons Total Landscaping in no time.

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I’m guessing some of the extremely savvy politics watchers out there have noticed that politicians like AOC and Elizabeth Warren and Trump actually have two separate twitter accounts. There’s @AOC where you get their spicy takes and also @RepAOC where you get more down-to-Earth, mundane info. This is precisely because there is a federal law called the Hatch Act that prevents them from getting spicy on main.

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Yeah I think most members of Congress who use a lot of social media have dual accounts. But I’m not sure how the rules work for Congress, the @POTUS account is deemed to be owned by the government so it’s federal property. I assume AOC owns both of hers, so I think it’s more a matter of norms and messaging.

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Not when they’re as stupid as those people are.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1330123341487861760
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You‘d be a fool to pass up that sale.

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Nobody in their right mind passes up a 3% discount!

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This sounds to me like someone saw „MN“ and thought that meant Michigan. Only the best people.

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Does the bail money go to Rittenhouse if he’s acquitted?

No, it goes back to the surety.

Edit: I guess actually it depends on how those donations were structured though.

I mean he makes a fair point about how dated and bad the structure of our democracy is, but sri lanka is only a few years out of a 30 year civil war. Political violence on a scale there we simply don’t have. And society there is much more unequal than here. The potential vanguard of the stupid coup is too wealthy and not idle enough to do anything significant imo.

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