The 2020 Republican National Convention: There will be blood. And soil.

“prison reform”

You’re going to dethrone riverman with takes like this!

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my god lou holtz is ready to literally kiss trump’s ass

Is Holtz the first speaker to not say some variation of God bless America to end his speech?

Man Kim G’s Dwight Schrute public speaking impression was actually the highlight of this whole convention.

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It’s Scully from Brooklyn Nine-Nine

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Wasn’t Trump the guy who said go ahead and bounce a suspect’s head off the car?

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trump graciously thanked 9/11 for now (at that time just after it) having the tallest building in nyc

impeachment is illegal, that’s good to know

Oh cool it’s the ironic Nazi

Madi Cat!!! :heart_eyes_cat:

God protected his ability to speak. God did a shitty job.

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The return of “MLK had one line”.

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MLK was really a republican is not something I expected but also not surprised

It’s literally the only thing they know. Also lol at immigrants come here

“You can kneel before God”…actually, not sure this guy can do that anymore.

Liberals listen to new ideas like why I only followed 88 people and went to Hitler’s weekend retreat

Reports that Jack Brewer had been removed from the speaking list after being charged with insider trading were wrong.

Going to go with this “Trump’s not a racist”

Edit: Yep

According to Wikipedia, Brewer has predicted a “black awakening” that will win Trump more than 20% of the black vote. I am taking the under.