The 2020 Republican National Convention: There will be blood. And soil.

Frankly, I’m excited.

The basics:

Note that they are going to have several hundred people attending in person.

Speakers include: Racist MAGA shithead teen Nick Sandmann

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Racist gun waving assholes, The McCloskeys

And that’s to say nothing of the right wing media personalities and elected officials, though Cocaine Mitch already bailed (he’s traveling, lol).

Basically this is going to be an even more insane CPAC. Buckle up.

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Thread title should be “The Other Republican National Convention.”

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This whole thing is going to be series of privileged shitheads insisting no, actually, WE’RE the ones who are being wronged!

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So the entire theme is to troll the libs? Shocking

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Each night will also feature “a speaker who lived under socialism.”

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Trump’s going to run against socialism and “cancel culture”. Whatever. I’m willing to defend cancel culture.

Can someone clear up for me whether it’s Trump snubbing turtle or the other way round?

You’re very clever, young man, very clever, but it’s snubbing all the way down!

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Bari Weiss, keynote speaker?

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A caravan of browns ought to be forming in lalaland about now to threaten the very existence of white America. They can make a nice video about it.

didn’twatchlol.png. You guys are way braver than me.

This shit seems super well organized.

The following people are also scheduled to speak, although when has not yet been disclosed[70][71][72]

I hate Nikki Haley and Lindsey Graham the most of all these soulless hack sellout shitstains.

You wanna sell out, fine, you’re a piece of shit and I have zero respect for you. But these two have gone much further, completely debasing themselves and viciously attacking people they know to be decent (and right). If there is any justice they will both be nuked from public life.

Jesus that’s a sad convention. And to think that party controls the Senate and the White House.

It’s going to be wall to wall apocalyptic babbling, face baiting and religious bullshit.

Honestly the McCloskeys and Sandmann speaking is pretty jarring to me, even in the context of 2020. Their schtick has always been the defining thing about the Republican Party, but the gatekeepers that used to exist between the stick-in-the-eye racism and the public image of the party are just completely absent now.

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Oooooh, I bet those face-eating leopards will be excited!

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For once iOS autocorrect improves my post!

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