The 2020 Republican National Convention: There will be blood. And soil.

my deepest sip of tea

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Is she gonna call it the “China virus”?

there’s a wrinkly cheap looking hooker on stage pretending to give a speech as if anyone gives a fuck

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these are her own words lmaooooo 0.0% chance she wrote this

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ching chong syndicate virus

lol imagine melania judging you in a contest about anything

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every speaker has to mention communism

She just stares at the prompter.

omg - the comedy of this portion of the speech writes itself

and a 0.00 from the Slovenian judge

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Just overlay this part of the speech on video of migrants in cages, ICE raids, and wall building.

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the worst part is she’s not smart enough to act phony enough to fool anyone. like she’s trying to phony it up but failing bigly

“My next goal was to hook up with a rich guy”.

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On par with Michelle.

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terrible to have family members who are eel!

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jill who? this is amazing!!!

I’ve never been more excited to vote for Dr. Jill Biden to be FLOTUS.

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before being conscripted by republican party operatives into doing the motions of being the first lady, melania lived her dream of doing NOTHING. chilling in a fabulous mansion, eating at nobu, going to sleep alone. it was the perfect life for a person of low intellect and no ambition.

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Jew-dism.

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