https://twitter.com/marwilliamson/status/1298127068488765440
Two Weeks Ago
Republican Strategist #1: Hmm, das fuhrer pissed off a lot of Puerto Ricans by throwing paper towels at them after a major hurricane, then ignoring them. Quite a few moved to Florida and are key voters. What can we do to fix this?
Republican Strategist #2: I know! Let’s feature a Puerto Rican screaming at the top of her lungs and have her say that Puerto Ricans aren’t Americans.
Last Night
Republican Strategist #1 and #2 each snort a huge line of coke
#1: THAT WAS AWESOME!!!
#2: FLORIDA IS IN THE BAG!
#1: Now what do we do about black people?
#2: Camps?
#1: No, that’s after the election. How do we get them not to vote for Biden?
#2: Let’s see if we can book Tom Cruise to reenact the Jerry Maguire scene.
#1: Nah man all celebrities hate us.
#2: Not all…
#1: Yesssss! Yeezus will save us!
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Wtf I never knew she was married to Newsom. Just one big club none of us are a part of
https://twitter.com/tanyachen/status/1298074651256553473?s=21
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She was also the ADA of San Francisco. You have to imagine at one point she was normal.
She went from ADA and married to the SF Mayor, to moving to New York, working for CNN, and then working for FOX News. I assume she just got turned onto the grift
There are tons of prosecutors who believe in nothing except power.
One subtle interesting thing is seeing the right wing grifters place their bets before the 2020 election roulette ball finds its slot.
Kim Guilfoyle seems to be going for a parlay Trump Win / Outright Fascism with her speech last night.
Trump has been wrong about ~everything, but one of the things he absolutely nailed is how incestuous and full-of-shit the political elite are. It’s obviously hypocritical bullshit because his status and money have granted him similar power, but it’s something Democratic elites can’t really touch him on because they’re part of the same fucking circles.
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The RNC with some great speakers
https://twitter.com/vicenews/status/1298276056055656448?s=21
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thatsnothowanyofthisworks dot gif
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Unless you believe in white supremacy
Hahahaha, literally the textbook definition of racism.
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Yeah, it’s bad and I feel bad for that kid. He might not understand all of the stuff when he’s young but this’ll probably cause him issues in the future. Like wtf is this shit
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“I can’t be racist, I adopted a black son.”
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Check out the hands on Newsome! Must be tough downgrading to Don Jr’s monkey paws.
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I think the actual learning here is that ostensibly liberal circles of rich people are actually jam packed with sociopaths that put on a liberal mask to get into the parties they want to get into. Ivanka pre 2016 is an obvious example.
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well joke is on her, she’s not winning it. One of the douchebags is gonna repeatedly call her by her given name and that is not winning a R national primary. If that doesn’t work just out right call her a muslim it doesn’t matter.
allegedly Roger Ailes stated that Guilfoyle would get on her knees for anyone. Very much doubt she’s been anything but that way.
But its statistical. That makes it not racist.
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