The 2020 Republican National Convention: There will be blood. And soil.

I don’t want you to pander to me, I want you to shit all over me and have me thank you for it!

My lawnmower is launched farther than Elon Musk will ever get.

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What’s frustrating is that I’m actually still a little fair and these shots at Chuck Schumer actually hit

so true! thank you!

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https://twitter.com/the_law_boy/status/1298067227997077504?s=21

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donald trump put black workers FIRST. donald trump did that!

joe biden has decimated black communities

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well

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This is going to be a rough segue into the racist gun-toting couple.

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“police need more funding, not less” - joe biden donald trump

This guy just a caricature

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60% of essential workers: I LOVE THE DONALD, HE TELLS IT LIKE IT IS!

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Like honestly what do you think Donald Trump’s contribution to “criminal justice reform” was? Someone reads him a summary, he gets disinterested 8 seconds in, says “good, good, let’s do it” and probably asks if it will make Pelosi look bad. The guy does nothing. I don’t believe you that Trump “delivered” criminal justice reform, fuck you, he doesn’t do shit.

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“All hell broke loose”

I have literally never heard of this guy

america needs donald trump for another 4 years more than ever

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those on either side of the word you wish to strike

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oh jesus

I SWEAR TO GOD IF THIS IS A GUN ARGUMENT

she shoulda had a gun in her waistband!

It’s going to be right???