The 2020 Republican National Convention: There will be blood. And soil.

https://twitter.com/johnrobertsFox/status/1299343893264314374?s=20

I remember a partial Brian Williams quote: “If you’re keeping track of the Hatch Act violations…”

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np peepee poopoo face

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A record!

Jim spewed some hot fire last night. Goddamn. This sums it up for me.

https://twitter.com/TheAuthorGuy/status/1299197151210123265

Trump’s presidency has completely destroyed satire.

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The consensus is that it was clearly illegal BUT OMG SO FUCKIN AWESOME EVERY PRESIDENT SHOULD DO THIS LOOKIT ALL THE FLAGS OH OH OH THE FIREWORKS GO BOOM FUCK COMMUNISM USA! USA! USA!

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Holy shit.

https://twitter.com/JimGaffigan/status/1299200966076575744
https://twitter.com/luvbeingirish/status/1299204475131957254
https://twitter.com/JimGaffigan/status/1299206772364902400

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Can we get Jim to join UP. He looks ready.

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Commenting on tweets of total strangers at 4:46 AM? Is he hammered? Having a mental breakdown?

https://twitter.com/McFaul/status/1299393438522077190

That’s 4:46 Twitter standard time. It was quarter to 10 on the west coast.

Media keeps saying the hatch act violations are “against norms”! So tilting.

Sorry I robbed that bank but really it was just me not following some norms.

We need a lawbro to explain the Hatch act. It doesn’t look like it has penalties.

Penalties. ​The penalty structure for violations of the Hatch Act by federal employees includes removal from federal service, reduction in grade, debarment from federal employment for a period not to exceed 5 years, suspension , reprimand , or a civil penalty not to exceed $1,000.

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ftfy

I think this stuff is important, but waiting for Jim Gaffigan to save us just shows how powerless we are.

https://twitter.com/Kasparov63/status/1299418642485055488

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And he wasn’t randomly replying to people, Karen decided to reply to his tweet and he slapped her back into her lane.

This one weird trick lets the head of the Executive branch commit any crime, legislators hate it!

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