The 2020 Election: Delaying the Inevitable

[smrk4]

Nevada at 94c. that’s higher than WI lol

[Devil]

@dlk9s

That’s a strong ask on housing.

@MichaelDavis

Nah pendejo, I’m just going to say some cool Spanish words with a poor accent and you’ll vote for me.

@mosdef

Counter offer - we can do an Instagram photo of a taco on Sinko De Mayo, cool?

Ok, the consensus seems to be we’ll get back to you next election.

[RiskyFlush]

https://twitter.com/ItsJohnny05/status/1324398104418934784?s=20

[suzzer99]

Same here. I just got “Meets Expectations” across the board in my performance review. But the summary had some language about how my boss is sympathetic to quarantine fatigue but we need to find a way for suzzer to retain focus argle bargle.

I couldn’t argue with her. I think she’s figured out I do nothing a lot of the time.

But then again - don’t give me fucking open-ended proofs of concept that I know you don’t really give a shit if they get done or not you’re just trying to make everyone look busy so we don’t get laid off. Give me a fucking deadline and see what happens. I hate hate hate POCs where no one really gives a shit if you do them or not. I need deadlines and a team counting on me.

[Jalfrezi]

“Looking increasingly bleak for Trump in Georgia”

Trump advisor via CNN

Also talked about a “Resurrection run” (LOL) in 2024, a clear recognition of poor prospects now.

Hopefully he’s dead or in jail (or both) then.

[PaulMcSwizzle]

the same could be said for your pony on this one

[Hired_Goons]

If you can’t count how u know u 50th?

[anon38180840]

@BestOf

[RiskyFlush]

Your pony was just the pic if I recall. Check the tape!

[anon38180840]

@boredsocial

Yeah if this is the end of an era I’m genuinely looking forward to being here for the next one.

I think it’s more like the end of a major battle within an era.

[suzzer99]

@suzzer99

But then again - don’t give me fucking open-ended proofs of concept that I know you don’t really give a shit if they get done or not you’re just trying to make everyone look busy so we don’t get laid off. Give me a fucking deadline and see what happens. I hate hate hate POCs where no one really gives a shit if you do them or not. I need deadlines and a team counting on me.

I’ll consult with my ex - see if she’s heard of middle out.

[RiskyFlush]

@Nononocantsleep

Nectarine Narcissist

[simplicitus]

https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/1324407942192472064?s=19
https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/1324408845624631297?s=19

Big numbers.

[MichaelDavis]

@feedthabeast

I’ve gotten nothing done at work the last 3 days.

You’re doing it right, don’t be like @econophile.

[anon38180840]

@DrChesspain

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No danger of that, I’m too busy self-fellating.

[suzzer99]

Bring back the fruity werewolf! And I think there was one more?

I had a glowing light-switch wall panel of the fruity werewolf. Wonder if that would be worth money?

[WichitaDM]

I’m not sure if it is scary or funny but I just went over to r/conservative and literally every post is about how the Dems stole the election. They sure did a shitty job of it imo if so lol.

[RiskyFlush]

[suzzer99]

Is anyone asking why Dems didn’t bother to take the Senate?

[anon38180840]

@WichitaDM

I’m not sure if it is scary or funny but I just went over to r/conservative and literally every post is about how the Dems stole the election. They sure did a shitty job of it imo if so lol.

Yeah we stole it but let them keep the Senate lol… Idiots.