Ted Cruz is an intestinal bug.
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https://twitter.com/MattGlassman312/status/1362424817404829697
https://twitter.com/MattGlassman312/status/1362425987842080768
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in those pictures ted cruz is wearing the signature ted cruz come and take it mask guys
only actual place of argument is whether the time/date was accurate
also the ted cruz wouldnât have done anything to help anyway is a hilarious defense
âitâs totally fine our elected leaders donât help in a crisisâ
fuck off
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The comments on the Fox News article are crazy. Just literally everyone rushing to defend him. Luckily theyâre getting ratioed to hell.
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To be fair think of what kind of people are likely to be on a flight to Cancun in February 2021.
All he really needs to do is tweet out a picture of his passport booklet sitting closed on a table
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Apparently multiple people have posted videos of the same car, implying it was their car. So itâs not clear who actually owns the car. But perhaps Providence has been cleared up since I last saw them on TikTok.
least he could do is throw some paper towels at them, or, perhaps more fittingly in this crisis, spray some water.
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When did substack start hosting ding dongs? (
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The water issue is big across the state and 200 some water districts have boil orders, which is more complicated without electricity.
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Rupar makes too many of these f ups. Cruz didnât make that statement. And the sub-tweet of âstatement to comeâ, I believe, was clearly hypothetical, for lack of a better word.
Edit: Aaaaaaand, he deleted the tweet.
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Ted lining up these âthereâs always a tweetâ tweets like an expert
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Someone please shop him leaving the titanic.
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