Bagging out our caffeine addictions is not reasonable!
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So if I asked you about art you’d probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo? You know a lot about him. Life’s work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientation, the whole works, right? But I bet you can’t tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You’ve never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling. Seen that. If I asked you about women you’d probably give me a syllabus of your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can’t tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy. You’re a tough kid. I ask you about war, and you’d probably, uh, throw Shakespeare at me, right? “Once more into the breach, dear friends.” But you’ve never been near one. You’ve never held your best friend’s head in your lap and watched him gasp his last breath, looking to you for help. And if I asked you about love you probably quote me a sonnet. But you’ve never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone could level you with her eyes. Feeling like! God put an angel on earth just for you…who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn’t know what it’s like to be her angel and to have that love for her to be there forever. Through anything. Through cancer. You wouldn’t know about sleeping sitting’ up in a hospital room for two months holding her hand because the doctors could see in your eyes that the term visiting hours don’t apply to you. You don’t know about real loss, because that only occurs when you love something more than you love yourself. I doubt you’ve ever dared to love anybody that much. I look at you; I don’t see an intelligent, confident man; I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. But you’re a genius, Will. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine and you ripped my fuckin’ life apart. You’re an orphan right? Do you think I’d know the first thing about how hard ! your life has been, how you feel, who you are because I read Oliver Twist? Does that encapsulate you? Personally, I don’t give a shit about all that, because you know what? I can’t learn anything from you I can’t read in some fuckin’ book. Unless you wanna talk about you, who you are. And I’m fascinated. I’m in. But you don’t wanna do that, do you, sport? You’re terrified of what you might say. Your move, chief
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Pickup trucks should be banned. Really all cars should be banned but we don’t have the infrastructure yet so we can start right now with pickups. You don’t need a pickup for the one house project you do every 5 years that you inevitably mess up and have to call someone that actually knows what they’re doing. Those people can have pickups if your job requires it.
This would also help decrease racism. No further explanation necessary.
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That’s really hard to say. I’m going back to the one word version I was using before, sorry.
Pickup trucks are currently the most cost-effective treatment for micropenis.
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Legit quality sandwiches are few and far between but they are delicious.
The bullshit at grocery stores is just that.
Tabs does have a lot that is of value to say.
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I’m tired of shrubbery. Businesses love putting that shit up right where you turn in. This causes problems as you can’t fucking see if you have a clearing to turn so you have to creep half way into the middle of the road and it’s just so dumb. All of this for some fucking plants? How about all the plants you killed to build your shitty store? And plant people can fuck off. Get a real hobby.
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Yes! This is the content I’m here for.
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Outdoors people having something significantly wrong with them and they’re most likely serial killers.
I’m fine with going outside and playing some games or the occasional hike but the people that are outside every single day or enjoy camping should not be trusted. You’re demonstrating behavior outside the norm of human evolution and you should not be allowed to reproduce.
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What about dogs?
What the hell is this trend of titling all your songs in lowercase? Taylor Swift’s entire album is like this including the album itself. Oh wow you’re so artsy and edgy not conforming to the rules of the English language. When we said abolish capitalism we didn’t mean the capital letters in your song titles. Grow up.
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Would it still work?
Did it ever?
I don’t know. Being able to detach your eye and look around corners might be cool though.
ee cummings has to shoulder some of the blame here.
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Okay let’s say yes
I think I go with an eye. I could look over fences, around corners, leave it places like a spy camera that’s attached to my brain, maybe use it as a card protector in live games so I can peek at my opponents hole cards. Ear would be my second choice.
Plus you could get a glass eye and always keep the disconnected one ready to deploy. Maybe store it in a box that also ensures its safety.
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