SARS-CoV-2: Electric Superflu

a jingo ate your baby

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Never seen digestive issues as a symptom for COVID.

Apparently half of Liberty University has the virus. Somebody indict Jerry Falwell Jr. for manslaughter when these kids start dying.

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fyp

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I remember undrafted’s father was Asshole Of The Month in one of the Hustler magazines that I got my hands on as a kid. Fruit don’t fall from the tree.

Exactly, if the death toll ends up in the millions, 200 thousand people still perished.

Really though I might be dumber than this person for actually thinking I could get through to them…

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WOW NOW SOMEONE REPLIED TO ME WITH THIS

“don’t believe everything you think you know because it was on social media lol.”

IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF NOW BRB

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When this is all over we’re gonna have more deaths than any country besides India aren’t we?

https://twitter.com/JustinWolfers/status/1244294419492343808

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https://twitter.com/DanRather/status/1244321453052268546?s=20

just bring sanitizer and put it directly on the money wat in god am i reading

hey guyz u think i can win?

Rube Goldberg contestants to pump hand sanitizer

February 10, 2010

WEST LAFAYETTE, Ind. — Pumping hand sanitizer is something many people do to ward off flu and other illnesses. But what if it took more than 20 steps to accomplish that task?

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I save the sanitizer for the strip club. Before and after I stick every dollar in the G string. I also place one of those paper toilet seat covers on my lap for any lap dance.

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I would say all those people die due to Mike Pence and Corona due to lack of social distancing.

also never wear gloves jfc

Why not? They’re a good reminder not to touch your face.

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I guess that’d be a good reason but viruses ‘live’ way longer on gloves than bare skin. Way, way longer. Your actual skin itself is a great virus killer!

Whatabout! (checks notes)… Heart Disease, come on down!

15k gun murders a year, so not a huge fish. Suicide and accident are already on there.

Lol 0 percent disagree and 0 percent strongly disagree. That’s pretty impressive.