SARS-CoV-2: Electric Superflu

Which?

According to my boss you can re-use them if you have to (from her family in China). You put a napkin or paper towel around the front and back, then throw it away when done.

He can also text every cel phone in the nation in times of emergency.

God fucking dammit our society is so stupid and is getting exactly what it fucking deserves.

My girlfriend’s roommate’s coworker has been taking care of her sick boyfriend all week WHILE COMING INTO THE OFFICE because her boss said they had to continue to work because, quote, “it is all a big conspiracy theory.” Now the coworker is in bad shape, gf’s roommate and gf likely next. Cool. I hope the boss gets it and fucking dies, I’m fucking over these people.

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Yeah, my wife says that in a pinch you can soak them in hot water, dry them out, and reuse. But in normal times people don’t usually go through that trouble and just toss them.

Gonna feel the same way in November when this is going on?

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https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/1239455655754227713

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That asymptomatic spread is only possible through touch. @suzzer99

https://twitter.com/slcpd/status/1238848450340352000?s=20

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Yeah not sure - obviously that’s the general wisdom for these things. But it could be normal breathing for this one and that’s what’s causing the mess.

No president would be foolish enough to cut off the country’s access to porn.

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Gotta say I’m super impressed with my new company. I moved in January to a much larger firm of 3500 people and they have taken all the exact right steps. Mandating WFH. Massively upgrading IT infrastructure. Allowing people with kids to stay home even if they can’t work. Providing pay assurances etc.

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I won’t love it, but if people are literally going to die because of it then push it back.

They are talking about pushing it back until early June, and organizing mass absentee vote.

I’m losing my mind again. I need to take a walk. W/o my phone.

Oh yeah, I can’t. You wanna know why? BECAUSE IT’S FUCKING RAINING CATS AND DOGS!!! IN FUCKING LA!!!

AUUUAUAHHGGGHHGHGH!!!

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Oh a chance to bring up perhaps my favourite tech story of all time when Australia spent $84 million on a porn filter and a 16 year old hacked it in 30 minutes rendering it useless.

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Dan Goldman, the lawyer who was asking the questions for the House Dems had it. He did an interview about it this morning:

a green… type of… tube.

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So we still don’t even know if there’s a primary tomorrow in Ohio. Oldest Democracy in the World, ladies and gentlemen.

Also, apparently these are the people who will survive a true apocalyptic virus:

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1239677752237682689?s=20

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Tormund Giantsbane tests positive for COVID-19.

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yup, shit just got real in KY. Maybe this will finally penetrate their deplorable brains.

https://twitter.com/fred_thefeedguy/status/1239712211972612103?s=20