SARS-CoV-2: Electric Superflu

New cases definitely seem to be a function of tests run. Right at about 40% positive no matter how you slice it. Scary.

I got the round scar too, got the jab in the 70’s as a baby… Some of my friends got it in 1st year at high school, as I remember most all the kids I was with got it in 1st year… I remember that because everyone was punching the other kids arms while I was 1 off the few who never received it.

All the other kids questioned why I had already received the jab lol.

Same at my school, classic playground stuff.

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Can’t wait for the conspiracy theory that encouragement to wear masks is a precursor to Islamofascists making a hijab mandatory.

Must be tough for him. On the one hand no one likes to get fired, on the other hand it could save his life.

As for info in the CR regarding face coverings:

Legally, you’re fine so long as you have something covering your nose and mouth.

Things like N95 masks are almost impossible to find because the government has been preventing the importation of medical supplies by private owners because they fear that they’ll resell them at jacked up prices while simultaneously reducing the supply available to health care workers.

Anybody who has a surgical mask likely either bought theirs weeks ago or made their own. Personally, I have a ripped up T-shirt wrapped around my nose and mouth which is enough.

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“Don’t have sex with your wife” was not a take I expected to see ITT today

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That name really hasn’t taken flight here. It’s still officially the Czech Republic. The main reasons that people don’t want to change it are that it separates them from Slovakia (they are technically the Slovak Republic) and that people just like the name the way it is. No real reason to change it.

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My ex has the bottom (grew up in Asia). I think my mom does too. I got one of the first oral ones available so I’m not sure but I assume it’s not BCG.

Every conservative man secretly wants to fuck their mom.

I have no proof of that beyond my unshakeable belief that it is true.

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That’s not true. Some conservative men secretly want to see their mom fucked by black guys.

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twist: bob used to be a conservative

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Pretty sure they’ve all moved on to tgirl porn. See Jones, Alex.

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I definitely had it. I remember we were all bricking it as we queued up outside the assembly hall. The older kids all made out like it was some sort of big scary deal.

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Fig’d they were into the new corona porn since it’s all a fantasy anyway.

I don’t remember getting it, but I think I’m the age to have gotten it orally. I remember the polio vaccine because of the sugar cube.

Here’s what some people had to get for the smallpox vaccine - not a very nice looking needle:

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Anytime I hear somebody call another person a cuck, I automatically assume that they engage in cuckoldry themselves and definitely not as a bull in the fetish.

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We are drawing pretty live to that. If I’m understanding correctly, it wasn’t the Spring wave that did most of the damage, it was the 2nd wave in Fall.

I just don’t think we’ll have the will to wait this thing out with a year of social distancing. It’s been like 2 goddamn weeks and we’re already being pressured to get back out there and kill ourselves for the good of the economy.

Even in China, where we’d thought this had passed, we’re hearing reports of them trying to reopen Shanghai for a day or 2, but getting hit by another wave. In a couple weeks, we might assume we’re out of the woods and start sending people back out, only to get hit by an even stronger wave. Truly scary stuff.

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Americans don’t do geograpy.