SARS-CoV-2: Electric Superflu

You suck

Narrator- they ventilators were two weeks too late to help NYC

You say that, but it’s 120 days specifically because so many of the calls that come in are for people looking that far ahead for a place to live. I thought the exact same thing when I came on board in 2013. 120 days is the sweet spot between not pissing off tenants and finding the best prospects.

I want to rent to people who are planning their lives several months in advance. Not someone who needs to find a place to live next week. That rarely ends well.

You’re assuming people live alone.

I’m not going to intentionally dox myself by posting the vacancy website for you, but think lots of duplexes with 2-3 bedrooms per unit in the $700-1500 range. The most [per-bedroom] expensive units we have are 1000sqft 1br units for $950-1000 depending on which floor you’re on, and even those are rarely sole occupancy. Those are typically rented to medical staff and other young professional types who want to live right next to Brady St where the cool kids hang out.

There are no on-site gyms or swimming pools in Milwaukee unless you live in one of the high rises downtown. Just a nice updated house to live in for not a lot of money. Having an Inso0 on the property management team is just icing on the cake.

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Inso can you PM and admit you’re playing a character I promise I won’t tell the rest of them

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https://twitter.com/ShirazMaher/status/1243554352943583232

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Please make the Inso derail stop. Any other thread but this one. He’s just trolling.

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46 doctors have died in Italy. We’re basically telling our frontline healthcare workers it’s going to be like this for 18 months - with maybe some lulls in-between. And PPE shortages. They’re going to revolt.

51 is the number I saw recently.

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I was literally summoned here.

But to respond now to that original summon, this was just e-mailed to me a few moments ago by the attorney:

Governor Evers Prohibits Notices Terminating Tenancy and Eviction Actions for Sixty Days Unless There is Imminent Threat of Serious Physical Harm

They knew what they signed up for.

Medical doctors in the military sign up for stuff like this. Not normal doctors usually dealing with heart attacks and accident victims and shit like that.

why is the US death rate from the “flu” massively above European countries?

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Cuomo’s doing all he can with what he’s got which but it’s still not enough.

It was a dick Trump line

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Alberta just froze rent increases, eliminated late fees for rent and made it illegal to evict someone.

Our government is right wing.

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All right who said inso three times in front of the bathroom mirror? God damn it.

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Not by Murica standards it ain’t.

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For all you Cuomo lovers:

Tl;Dr he’s trying to cut Medicaid to make up for any budget shortfall as a result of all this

I’m ready to provide a valuable service to UP if no other mod will step up.

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