Did it though?
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Ah, that explains it. Carry on, and godspeed.
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In a country full of assholes, they’ve got to think of themselves first.
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What are his thighs like?
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What?
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What?
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Wat
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eta ALL NIGHT LONG
That takes care of the wiping real good, I’m sure. What are we doing with the sponge?
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Shitttttttttttt
Make sure you evaluate whether or not you need to use the sponge, you wouldn’t want to use it on a shit that wasn’t sponge worthy.
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Romans kept it in a bucket of vinegar when not in use
Well you first, buddy.
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brb, off to buy all the vinegar Kroger has.
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You sure? I’d rather go first with the sponge than second, but hey that’s just me…
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I picked up a 24 pack last year and forgot I had them when shopping and seen a luxury brand at half price so had to buy another 12 rolls… I think I’m good until New Year. 
Bought some beer today, only to realize that I don’t have a bottle opener.
Shit!
Hell I don’t even drink. No idea why I bought any.
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Use a lighter 
Opps u don’t smoke either.
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Fucking hell if it can get Stringer it can get any of us
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I know. Aren’t I a bore?
Bottles are for special occasions like the end of the world as we know it cause I want to feel fine.
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