It’s supposed to be terrifying. The news channels are basically making their own real time disaster film, and are loving every minute of it.
Real life mortality rates are still very low as long as governments ensure there’s enough food and money to go round.
yall had the covid
but pretend you died so people stay cautious
1 in 9441 yanks currently have corona
i did the maths
divide that by 3 once we zoom past China
why am I still terrified and thinking it feels Russian roulette’y to be out and about?
my avatar change has increased my anxiety … that’s at least part of it
I swear every 6 hours on Twitter some new celebrity is trending and every time I expect they have came down with COVID-19. Vin Scully is trending now, and no he doesn’t have the virus, but damn was I shook there for a good 10 seconds.
I really hate that asshole that does the Denzel Washington meme every time a celebrity is trending. He should be nuked into the sun 1000x.
You help people get a good night’s sleep. That’s crucial.
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This will be absolutely rampant.
Awesome, but what was his diagnosis?
Fuck, it just occurred to me there is gonna be a decent amount of sick people who hear, “Great news, no covid! However, you do you have hypermegaebolaids. So there’s that.”
Are there any companies that benefit from increased divorce rates that I can buy stock in?
USA#1 looks like it has the purest exponential growth of any country right now. Worse than Italy, France or Spain. But a big part of that is probably the exponential growth of testing capacity rather than of actual cases? So we won’t know how the actual cases are spreading on a daily basis until the testing capacity reaches a certain point.
I actually think most people like each other. Spending more time together in the face of adversity is gonna bring people closer
wat
It’s Boomer Remover not Fatty Remover, relax.
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But srsly, that’s not what healthy means in this regard. It means, like, have you ever ‘gotten sick’ as an adult?
Tinder?
There were 2 domestic disturbances (that I know of) at my apartment building tonight. They are the first 2 since I moved in 2 months ago.
Bow before General Todd. Can this guy be President for a while?