SARS-CoV-2: Electric Superflu

We are a cpa firm that doesn’t bookkeeping in the off months and tax prep for this clients in the tax time

Deadline is now 7-15

We can work remotely

We can do bookkeeping for 2020

It was more the message. You are garbage and exist only to line my pockets your health be damned.

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I actually have a can of haggis. Feels like week four food.

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The kind of person who wants to be a manager is heavily weighted towards absolute sociopaths. Being a manager sucks, you have to really love being in charge of other people to chase it.

Which is why, if you find a job with a good manager, think very long and hard about leaving. I wouldn’t leave my current job for a 50% raise; I’ve spent too
many unhappy years working for assholes.

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https://twitter.com/jciv/status/1241385387525799936?s=21

Smart guy. Agrees with me on tracking deaths :)

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Any idea who the top guillotine manufacturer is? Been looking for a good investment.

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Some states, including Ohio, have quit reporting negative tests, so I don’t think this data means much anymore.

Maybe try with neeps and tatties and make a whisky sauce, to improve to week 1…:joy:

LMGTFY

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Thanks for posting. That explains a lot more what’s going on. I can see why they’re still telling us not to wear masks. There is a shortage of both kinds of masks.

People at home can make their own or use a bandana or something but that’s not feasible for hospital workers.

Potatoes do…

Good for curry’s

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You can get canned bacon, too. I am not yet in such dire straits as to eat it, but it’s there if things get worse than eating canned bacon.

I have a can of bread.

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It’s a chicken in a can. Not a chicken in a can’t.

Edit: Ponied I can handle, @prana. Ponied with different renditions of the exact same images… that stings.

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:smiley:

My colleague asked me to buy him Spam while I was in America.

Thought he was joking when he said that.

Got him 8 cans via Amazon.

Seems like it’s done pretty well for the past week, considering the Biogen meeting. MA was 5th in number of cases until early this week, when a ton of states shot past it. The low testing numbers are definitely a concern, considering that we have so many excellent hospitals. Although I looked it up, and we have slightly below average number of beds per capita. The state health department says that it has automated testing and reporting, so maybe testing will ramp up; not sure. The reporting was erratic before 3/17, and now it seems to be about 800 tests/day.

I think some positive news is that there are not that many cases in Boston. Compared to NYC, where like 60% of the cases are in the city, MA cases are only 20% in Boston.

We should probably be in mandatory lockdown, but that has not happened yet. I went out for the first time in about 10 days yesterday, and saw lots of anxious people at the grocery store, several with masks and/or gloves, and quite a bit of local traffic. The local bike path was reportedly quite busy. Seems like people are expecting things to get bad.

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I would watch an Iron Chef show where they had to use Spam and other canned goods.

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