SARS-CoV-2: Electric Superflu

Yeah but Toronto is not Canada.

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US has Vegas.

/discussion

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1243415226147471360?s=20

Canadians charged over Covid-19

An 18-year-old Canadian McDonald’s employee has been arrested for allegedly lying about having Covid-19 to get out of work.

Police in Hamilton, Ontario, charged the woman with fraud after she allegedly faked a doctor’s note saying she had coronavirus.

Investigators say that after she gave the note to her supervisor on 19 March, the restaurant had to close down for a few days to be professionally sanitised.

Her co-workers also had to self-isolate.

But she wasn’t the only person accused of using coronavirus to defraud people. On Wednesday Toronto police arrested a man for trying to bring 25 fake coronavirus test kits into the US.

They allege he had already shipped several parcels of fake test kits across the border.

Both suspects are expected to appear in court in May.

https://twitter.com/abbydphillip/status/1243562766956404737?s=20

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Deplorables aren’t going anywhere from Trump no matter what he does. My mother pretty much went into a rant about De Blasio and Cuomo are to blame because they didn’t have adequate emergency supplies after 9/11. Nevermind that Giuliani was the mayor then and the governor was (I think) Pataki who was a Republican governor. Also she went on about Democrats are trying to cram in bills thath fit their agenda about abortion, LBGT etc instead of helping the people.

I guess ventilators would’ve prevented 9/11 and Republicans have the best interests of the little guy at heart while not putting in demands that the US withdraw from Afghanistan in the bill (lol Rand). I suppose that little guy is referring to people in the top 10% rather than 1%. It’s obvious that she basically mainlines FOX News in any spare time she has which is why she likes Trump. You know, because he closed the border and apparently that’s good enough to her.

Deplorables will be carrying coffins with their loved ones in them muttering stuff about how the Democrats let coronavirus happen in America. They are literally a death cult.

Good thing that in a state like NY, her vote doesn’t really matter mainly because I remind her that I’m voting Democrat which effectively neutralizes her vote.

You’re gonna need a bigger dog.

Deplorables will not yet quite comprehend their loved ones will be loaded in refridgerated trucks (44 stiff capacity), already parked up at NY hospitals, for a trip to who knows where - I hear US is having a bad ‘flu’ season

One thing that won’t be happening is relatives carrying the coffins… if enough coffins have been made / ordered - trenches, mass cremations, cruise ships… gotta stash them somehwere cause can’t dig the graves quick enough

https://twitter.com/Jose_Pagliery/status/1243551597281587207?s=20

Sure you can. Just gotta get a backhoe.

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Shouldn’t we be burning the dead? Maybe I don’t understand how viruses react when the host dies but it seems bad to have a bunch of infected dead people laying around outside

Not necessary if you still have body bags and refrigerated trucks.

and $20 an hour guys to digs holes (like lotsa holes) Don’t want CV coming back, eh.

Gonna have to rename Disney World “The deadliest place on earth.”

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maNmEST

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https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1243296695640887296

@Inso0

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Dude, it’s Friday at 2:50. Clearly @Inso0 is busy dealing with a bunch of tenants pretending to have broken furnaces.

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Hasn‘t a hospitalization rate of 20% been known or at least suspected for weeks now?

This is a pretty dodgy chart!

No day in the doubles-every-four-days section has a doubling time of more than four days, and no day in the doubles-every-three-days section has a doubling time slower than three days. And between 3/17 and 3/19 (“doubles every 2.5 days”), cases more than doubled!

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That’s supposed to be a point against, I hope? You need to willfully blind yourself to a whole lot of human misery to enjoy Vegas.

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