SARS-CoV-2: Electric Superflu

If we had some South Korea 4 minute tests I would say the president and those who are required to come in contact with him have to be tested all the time.

Given who is the president at the moment, I don’t care if him or anyone around him ever get tested.

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My friends sister works for a convert venue. They did the same and raise over $24k in the first day or so.

Would be cool if we had some of that scary socialism to handle this stuff, wouldn’t it.

I would consider this ridiculous hyperbole from most people, but I know you’ve had health problems including pneumonia. Hang tight and be careful.

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The shortage of chloroquine and hydroxychloroquine and Drs hoarding them story finally made the media, although much nicer to the Drs than it should be.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2020/03/20/hospitals-doctors-are-wiping-out-supplies-an-unproven-coronavirus-treatment/?utm_campaign=wp_main&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook

About 400000 people, mostly children, die from malaria every year. It would be nice if production were ramped up for this and sustained.

Narrator: Nope, sorry.

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NEED VIDEO

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That’s the reason why it’s usually the barwoman not the barman who breaks up fights in British pubs.

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You sound like my downstairs neighbour… Alough she’s nearly 80

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You had the natural authority of being an adult and being in the right and they didn’t want to fight a woman.

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I think the Russian accent may have helped. They must have thought you were with the mob or something. (Hope you aren‘t offended - you really sound like a badass and totally did the right thing).

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That’s was an inside joke for myself Zara… :laughing:

I for 1 is greatful for the ladies like yourself and my neighbours who ridicule the young teens when they are being stupid… Like Jalfrazi says it is only a woman who can do this without causing more trouble.

A man doing this is a challenge to the teens for a fight, a woman is a challenge in that it’s only ridicule they receive in return…

The other boys know what’s what and continues to run away… :sweat_smile:

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Its happening for sure. The last two weeks have felt like a month or more

Grabbed by the ear? That’s the type of stuff my grandmother did.

But yeah if I jump in that’s a 4v1 fight. I’m no shrimp either. They could probably justify killing me as self-defense.

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Yeah 4 teenagers are not going to beat up an old lady. On the other hand if superuberbob tried it, he might end up needing one of those scarce ICU beds.

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Grunching. Links to Singapore and Thailand?

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Lapka’s an old lady?

Gotta get my age right on people here.

It is absolutely maddening that this virus outbreak has been known since early December, recognized as a serious problem since January, been a localized health disaster since early February, and a full blown global pandemic for a month, and we still don’t know a god damn thing about anything. The reliability of information is equivalent to what we see in the first couple hours after some natural disaster or terrorist attack.

Does it spread by contact or aerosol or spit or something else or all of the above?
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Do masks help?
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Is takeout food safe?
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Do lockdowns help more than they hurt?
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Is Japan doing something right, getting lucky, or are they about to be fucked?
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Why are there so many deaths in Italy?
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Does hot weather affect spread?
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Is China telling the truth about their case numbers?
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And it just goes on and on and on. There isn’t one single piece of information that has become conclusively more reliable as time goes on.

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Anyone keen on a coronavirus long term predictions thread?

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Why so the future octopus hegemony can find out long term predictions and laugh about how some people expected to be able to read them?

yeah it’s weird. i always imagined lapka as a hot young chick, like 20 or 24 years old, super thin, big boobs.

i think i’m still gonna imagine that if that’s ok

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