Damn, dude. 
My guess is that NOFX is Yuv.
Interesting that our musical tastes don’t frequently match up given this statement.
Welp
Nodium it is
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To be fair, we don’t have a great track record.
8 Likes
Don’t hit him, Yuv!
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In 11th place with 3 points
Tove Lo - Sweettalk my heart
Any commentary (optional): The song starts at 0:35 on Youtube.
Review
I could see how this might be an empowering song for someone. That’s a good thing. Video is interesting. I would have really liked Lykke Li here, if we’re going with Swedish singers. This was ok, though.
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whew, escaped the first nodium. LFG!
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Blimey Pauwl, no messing about.
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In 10th place with 4 points
The Indigo Girls - Love’s Recovery
Commentary - This song is just pure poetry. I love that it’s about the realities of love, and coming through the hard times to the other side and being comfortable and happy with herself and her relationship. It’s a love song about life.
Review
This isn’t so bad, it’s nice words. I thought I kinda said I hated 90’s music. Bold strategy, Cotton. You made it to 10th. Decent!
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it was made in 1989, thank you very much!
dammit.
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Going through my category, there are like 3-4 songs that I feel like were submitted by you. I’m considering giving them “skydiver likelihood ratings” when I do my reveal. Indigo Girls would’ve been like 99%.
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sigh Love’s Recovery is an absolutely gorgeous song that no one has heard of and doesn’t sound like much of their other more famous stuff.
Of course it bombed 
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I felt bad posting it after your no nodium celebration. Sorry.
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Big declamatory voices launch a bid to get people to take their verse seriously C-
I didn’t think it was bad. If this is the worst this category has to offer it’s going to be quite a reveal.
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In 9th place with 5 points
Ben Howard - Only Love
Review
I mean, you found a modern love song. It’s all right.
2 Likes
Definitely not cheese.
I figured I was taking a chance. People tend to REALLY dislike DC if they have a bad history with their stuff.
Claiming this one. I think its a lovely slice of cheese!
1 Like