POTUS BOWL 2020: One More Dawn, One More Meme, One Meme More!

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A pithy way of putting the lack of standing and theory of harm

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I’m honestly surprised. I was prepared for this to go the red way

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Barr 2
Barr drinking

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I had a brief but I sent it to you FedEx, now there’s a whole investigation.

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Bill Barr going into witness protection is the most unexpected development of the last month.

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https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/1323365935248510976

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Should have sent it USPS

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And then if Biden binks Nevada, his chances go back up to 69/28. NV and Minnesota, 73/100. Throw Wisconsin in and we’re up to 77/20. Give him New Hampshire as well and we’re up to 82/15. You want PA too? Ok, ball game.

I would guess we’ll have a pretty good idea of where Georgia stands by the end of the night, even if it’s not “unofficially official.” They’ve been counting mail-in ballots for two weeks - the results are stored on flash drives or whatever from the counting machines and will be put into the officially computer or whatever the fuck it is tomorrow. So basically, most of them are counted, it’s just that nobody will know until tomorrow what the numbers actually are.

Wait, WHAT?

I’m considering PA ballgame for Biden if he gets it. He’ll win MN, WI, MI, most likely, and that’s all he needs, assuming the other Clinton states hold.

Laphroig 10 is my favorite basic level scotch. When it was available at my local casino, I would order it and revel in the reactions of people smelling it from across the table. It’s a manly, peaty whisky that’ll put hair on your chest.

https://mobile.twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1323363952261287939

https://mobile.twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1323365988843298816

But, but but… Judge says it’s different for people voting tomorrow. Says that Election Day requires a “building” not a “structure.” Orders them to keep a record of who’s voting drive-in tomorrow. In other words… Harris county is likely going ot have to not have drive in voting for E-day tomorrow if they want to ensure the votes are counted.

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/1323366696208531460

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you wanna win by one EV or fuckin 200 EVs, Joe, right? I see you out there with the fuckin empty stadiums and they’re laughing at you. you’re 10 up nationally, you’re still going full tilt. let’s see you on predictit. what does predictit got you at tonight? take a look. let’s see.

look at this shit. trump’s supposed to win iowa, they think. they think on election day you’re not gonna gain fuckin 2 points. they don’t think you’re gonna get ohio? what the fuck do they do? doesn’t that make you want to fuckin kill them? doesn’t that make you wanna say, “fuck you for doubting me”? doesn’t that make you wanna step on john cornyn’s fuckin neck?

c’mon, joe. this is no different than that. this is me. all right? i’m not a fuckin politician. this is my fuckin way. this is how i win. all the fuckin hard work i do. all the fuckin posts i make on UP. you’re not gonna perform in the big one, on election day? fuck these people, right? that’s how you feel. i know you do.

so look… let’s fuckin bet on this. let’s bet on this shit. i’m fuckin gonna bet all this money on you tonight, joe. you’re here to win, joe. these fuckers don’t know. them out fucking west, do you think they fucking know you? they don’t know you. they don’t know us. it’s about fuckin winning. it’s about you. i saw your fuckin conviction, your fuckin honesty, and your fuckin magic.

joe, do you even understand how fucking great of an election you’re gonna have tomorrow? i know it. we’re a team now, joe. this is a fuckin lock-in. it’s a fuckin feeling. we both have it. they don’t know. you and i know, all right?

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It’s going to be stupid if the judges decide on all this stuff tonight and strike down drive though voting forcing Harris County to set up voting locations and the like in one day or have extra long lines.

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Yeah I love the peat.

https://mobile.twitter.com/gregpmiller/status/1323354100566757377

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