And it’s the exact same poll and the exact same result and it’s not Rasmussen or Trafalgar.
But of course we may be 3 days from Trafalgar being the universally accepted best pollster in the business.
In reality they’re badly skewed, but so are our elections. Nate Silver is failing to account for the fact that the dealer is bottom-dealing and he’s got us all happily torching buyins like “Oh fuck, another 5 to 1 shot. Damn. Well, it can’t last forever!”
Meanwhile Brian Kemp, Ron DeSantis and Karl Rove are snickering to each other like “Do you believe these dumbasses keep reloading?”
It’s true. 2008 polling was similar to now, actually not even quite as good, and I wasn’t really nervous and when the election was called when the polls closed on the West Coast it seemed like the whole thing had been a foregone conclusion. Ditto 2012 which was much closer in polling than the current race.
The year is 2021, Nate Silver and other fake news pundits have been sent to the gulag. Robert C. Cahaly of The Trafalgar Group makes nightly appearances across all TV channels to inform the public that President Trump is polling at 95% with all demographics.
