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The nits I’d pick are that bunny lost at the recent wsop, loses on streams and I just can’t find much on her winning anywhere? Maybe she would beat an average 2/5 game or something.

Obviously lol tilt for Hellmuth.

Most poker players have a mental hangup over respecting pros who are robotic and seem to make “perfect” decisions vs those who make the most money.

Could bring back the fun GTO discussion where Clovis got crowned on by bakes

Most of the best pros from the boom through the early 2010s went broke or couldn’t/don’t want to keep playing. Staying in the game is massive.

You spent 30 posts arguing about sample size but now one wsop and being down 1.5 buyins over 9 cash sessions is definitive proof she is terrible.

Hmmm, I can’t possibly figure out what might lead you to apply such massively different standards 🤷

Keep up the overwhelming misogyny while lol trying to dunk on me.

…You realize you’ve done exactly this? How do you just lose all self awareness when you go full white knight for no reason, even when actual women tell you that you’re wrong? It’s some of the worst mansplaining done on this forum.

I have nothing against poker bunny. I wish her well. She would not be playing the highest buyin poker games in the world if she was not viewed as attractive. This is so blatantly obvious, I don’t know why you’re dying on this hill. Pointing out the most obvious fact in the world is not misogyny.

You cant figure out the difference between sample size in a player with $30 million in lifetime winnings vs a player who is down money in tournaments and tracked games? Is it really that tough for you to actually not see the difference?

Saying you’d back her over Phil would be like taking Hillary Clinton over Trump for next election.

I’m punching up at a famous asshole rich white guy. You are punching down at a non-famous young woman with admitted mental health issues.

I’m pretty comfortable on my side.

How am I punching down? Do you believe she is a long term winner in those games and lineups? Under what pretense do you believe this? How many lineups was she a top 2 player at the table? In cash games, its near impossible to be a long term winner without being one of the two best players at the table. Would you stake a player who is rarely, if ever one of the 3 or 4 best players at a given table?

Just a bizarre case of dying on a random hill dude.

I have absolutely no data to say if she is a long term winner or loser and nor do you. None.

The reason I would stake her in that cash game over hellmuth is I have tons of data he is terrible, I know he refuses to learn while she has said she is actively studying poker, and she likely gets ev from people like you who can’t see past her chest.

I am not the one dying on this hill.

I genuinely love how tweeting that you ran a simulation of a hand with no proof gets more respect from Clovis than winning a bracelet.

She isn’t winning in those games because she is playing with better players. She is being a major nit, correctly, but that won’t be enough when you’re the 5th or 6th best player at the table.

Go through the lineups. For those games, when invited, you know the lineup before you sit. No one with half a brain would stake her in a game with Garret, Rampage, Mariano etc. Could she maybe be a slight winner if she has the God seat on krish and you take away two pros? Maybe!

That you ignore the pertinent questions of her skill vs other players in the game while getting all riled up because you have to defend a woman online, and will mansplain to actual women who are on the other side of the argument is pure Clovis.

Just out of curiosity how would you answer this.

You have to back only one player in a cash game and all you know is,

Player A is studying modern poker theory and working with solvers

Player B has a bracelet

You have no other information.

Who do you back?

Probably B. Solvers are absolutely worthless for their game selection and skill level.

People like you (who don’t even use them!) massively overrate how important they are.

With the stack depths and opponents they are playing with, solvers are worthless. Now, some of the theory behind the information has merit. But, her using a solver would be like me watching dozens of hours of tape of Lebron before heading out to my YMCA for some basketball.

Solvers are good for 100bb stack depth online cash games with a regular player pool.
They are good for tournaments with similar conditions.

They are not good for live cash games thousands of bb deep where your opponents are either absolute crushers much better than you or absolute droolers playing every hand. Being perfectly balanced in these kind of games is absolutely terrible advice!

Winning a bracelet requires luck, but it shows they at least have some discipline, tournament experience etc. Very few outright bad players every year with bracelets.

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Sounds great! This is my favorite poker game to play. Wish it was spread a lot more than it is.

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From what I’ve noticed in passing, she seems to buy in as short as possible.

I dont know about all the other players, but in a Mariano vlog he didn’t seem to respect her/change his range based on her stack.

Seemed to kind of think of her as the table nit, free BB, if they’re on your left you get two buttons kind of thing.

But I mainly mean in that a standard online cash game with most players around 100bb, you have optimal, correct ranges. In the Hustler game these ranges are wildly different. Studying solvers to play vs Garrett or Krish is an absolute waste of time.

Been following the All-American Dave saga. I’m not sure I buy the union explanation…

https://twitter.com/AllAmericanDave/status/1514398821224046592?s=20&t=OUmSpgR4qFMZmBO9leNTBw

The union angle is not a stretch at all. The local youth theater in my city used to have one or two performances per year at the performing arts center using volunteers (kids looking for experience in the field) for tech and sound. Union complained and demanded they use union employees and the theater director told them to get lost and they haven’t had a show there since. I’m not a fan of this particular union.

Hustler stream is lit tonight. New guy Handz is playing like 2010 durrrr on HSP and is up over 300K.

I’m in the most insane 1/2 game I’ve ever been in

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Turns out this guy was on my right splashing around taking a break from playing 50/100 plo. Where he’d just taken down a 60k pot. And he had brought some other whales with him. Nice guy.

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Those denom colors are giving me a stroke.

Chip colours and denominations should be standard everywhere. I’ve see to many errors when casino decide that red will be 100 chips, for example.

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