Omnibus January 6 Insurrectionist Thread

https://twitter.com/amandacarpenter/status/1541583124206952449?s=20&t=ROadiQJyZHj5zG6jet7l6A

I think that’s called a Nunberg.

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Nothingburgerberg

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Is there another set of rules for non weak-tight lawyers?

I am enjoying picturing Trump panicking when he heard about this. He’s probably hitting the Diet Coke button pretty hard about now.

I prefer a little excitement from witnesses. But, yes, the default rule is weak tight. I would be shocked if Congress doesn’t adhere to it.

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https://twitter.com/heatherscope/status/1541611430692143104?s=20&t=EtY5QehdvRw4lCo1Y2l82g

OMGWTFBBQWEGOTHIM

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THEY GOT…

Me to turn on the TV at 1pm tomorrow, cause I’m a sucker.

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ladies and gentlemen, we got him

always mention your surprise witnesses 24 hours ahead of time, for maximum surprise factor

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It’s not a surprise? And she’s already given 20 hours of testimony, so not what could be new? Article from a couple of weeks ago:

Ahead of the prime-time Jan. 6 committee hearings, Norm Eisen, one of the lawyers for the House Democrats in Trump’s first impeachment trial, told the Washington Post that Cassidy Hutchinson “might turn out to be the next John Dean.”

It was an apt, if wishful, reference to Watergate: As the first to directly connect Nixon to the scandal, Dean gave explosive testimony at the hearings in 1973. Reporting has already revealed that Hutchinson, who is in her 20s—and who, according to the Post, is expected to testify live—could have some of the most damning testimony we’ve seen yet.

What’s the committee trying to pull here?

a dastardly surprise!

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I’ve seen speculation online that there may be threats and witness tampering since her previous testimony.

Yeah it’s a bit perplexing

Hmm. Standard Trump clown activity. He probably has a statement set to go.

https://twitter.com/ChadPergram/status/1541566743969234946?t=QL3Cv04jlRda9yBsBFHrMg&s=19

Fox News is the only source repeating this, I can’t find any other source but Wikipedia lists him as deceased.

LOLOLOLOL

https://twitter.com/joycewhitevance/status/1541647025997058049?s=21&t=Ke9Ejiwhd-HRn7ltXKpyNg

https://twitter.com/spiroagnewghost/status/1541496221906284544?s=21&t=Ke9Ejiwhd-HRn7ltXKpyNg

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Is it CASSIDY HUTCHINSON? Senior aide to Mark Meadows? OMG I am so hyped.

Holy shit Cassidy Hutchinson? Badass Cass? Daaammmnnnnn

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What’s his nickname for her going to be? Kookie Cassidy? Assidy Hutchinson? No Class Cass?

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