**Official** Physicists are freaks and very weird dudes LC Thread

My Russian friend* can really fly around a kitchen. Refuses to get a microwave because she said it will make her lazy. Even after I showed her how to ignite a plasma in one.

I have a microwave but I try not to use it since most things cook just as fast in pans and taste better.

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Clean up though. And friend* won’t eat till the kitchen is clean.

No need to clean pans I cook in with oil. The next day the egg sandwich tastes even more delicious with whatever I cooked the night before. Worst case I have to wipe some stuff out with a paper towel.

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Suzzer the Red Baron

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Microwaves really aren’t for cooking, they’re for heating/reheating. Who actually cooks stuff in a microwave?

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I figured what with all the assimilatin’ and what not the Borg Cube would be bigger.

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Actually I probably could cook that pretty quickly, with sauce, in the toaster oven. I’ll try that next time.

Don’t know if Keed would approve but I cooked my Thanksgiving baked potato in the microwave. Morning steel-cut oats go in there too. Other than that, it’s true, water for instant coffee and hot chocolate gets heated and that’s about it.

Me? Steaming vegetables like asparagus or broccoli between wet paper towels is really efficient and good in the microwave.

David Chang, apparently.

Yeah, I guess I deserved that.

There are some exceptions where actual microwave cooking is good or even better than most alternatives. I’d say that my statement was still true for the most part.

One that I do is corn on the cob. I stole it from Kenji, though.

I use the microwave to reheat the frozen beans I make in bulk and to warm up milk when I make BƩchamel based sauces.

I used the plural there and made sure to include the diacritic to make it sounds like I’m some highbrow saucier, but it’s pretty much just mac & cheese in reality.

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i hate to break it to you, early season of the apprentice features a pi-izza sold by 7-11

MEANWHILE IN STRAYA UPDATE

A drone captures footage of a giant saltwater crocodile attacking a bull shark.

A scene from Crocodile Dundee is re-enacted IRL:

A far north Queensland man proudly displays the giant huntsman spider he has been observing in his kitchen for the past year (WARNING ARACHNOPHOBES DO NOT OPEN):

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Really! That sucks. Their wings are so good.

https://twitter.com/julianfeeld/status/1332209003615567872?s=21

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I’ve recently lived in small apartments with tiny kitchens. No room for a microwave. I hardly miss it. Don’t think I’ll get another.

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Had one once, hardly used it, will never buy again.