**Official** Physicists are freaks and very weird dudes LC Thread

My Russian friend* can really fly around a kitchen. Refuses to get a microwave because she said it will make her lazy. Even after I showed her how to ignite a plasma in one.

I have a microwave but I try not to use it since most things cook just as fast in pans and taste better.

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Clean up though. And friend* wonā€™t eat till the kitchen is clean.

No need to clean pans I cook in with oil. The next day the egg sandwich tastes even more delicious with whatever I cooked the night before. Worst case I have to wipe some stuff out with a paper towel.

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Suzzer the Red Baron

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Microwaves really arenā€™t for cooking, theyā€™re for heating/reheating. Who actually cooks stuff in a microwave?

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I figured what with all the assimilatinā€™ and what not the Borg Cube would be bigger.

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Actually I probably could cook that pretty quickly, with sauce, in the toaster oven. Iā€™ll try that next time.

Donā€™t know if Keed would approve but I cooked my Thanksgiving baked potato in the microwave. Morning steel-cut oats go in there too. Other than that, itā€™s true, water for instant coffee and hot chocolate gets heated and thatā€™s about it.

Me? Steaming vegetables like asparagus or broccoli between wet paper towels is really efficient and good in the microwave.

David Chang, apparently.

Yeah, I guess I deserved that.

There are some exceptions where actual microwave cooking is good or even better than most alternatives. Iā€™d say that my statement was still true for the most part.

One that I do is corn on the cob. I stole it from Kenji, though.

I use the microwave to reheat the frozen beans I make in bulk and to warm up milk when I make BĆ©chamel based sauces.

I used the plural there and made sure to include the diacritic to make it sounds like Iā€™m some highbrow saucier, but itā€™s pretty much just mac & cheese in reality.

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i hate to break it to you, early season of the apprentice features a pi-izza sold by 7-11

MEANWHILE IN STRAYA UPDATE

A drone captures footage of a giant saltwater crocodile attacking a bull shark.

A scene from Crocodile Dundee is re-enacted IRL:

A far north Queensland man proudly displays the giant huntsman spider he has been observing in his kitchen for the past year (WARNING ARACHNOPHOBES DO NOT OPEN):

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Really! That sucks. Their wings are so good.

https://twitter.com/julianfeeld/status/1332209003615567872?s=21

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Iā€™ve recently lived in small apartments with tiny kitchens. No room for a microwave. I hardly miss it. Donā€™t think Iā€™ll get another.

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Had one once, hardly used it, will never buy again.