Imperfect memory is a big factor, and false memories are a part of that. It’s surprising how many things we are sure of remembering accurately that are proven to be false.
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50/50 this is joke but if not it’s a dumb idea as far as I can see. I’ve tried a lot of sex toys and this one seems to be solving a problem that doesn’t exist. I could see it being useful for people who have been disfigured or have impotence problems maybe. Also maybe people who are into ball crushing I guess.
Overall, I give is a 3/10.
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Man, if you’d been my dad we could have made some serious scratch. I’m like bog-standard boring-normal +1SD whatever as an adult, but I was precocious AF, like adult-level reading age by seven and shit. We could have gone town to town grifting the rubes and getting into all kinds of scrapes and hi-jinks.
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Now that we are talking about something fun let me HIGHLY recommend everyone on this site immediately run out and buy this, assuming you have a vagina-owning sex partner.
It’s hands down the best vaginal sex toy according to nearly every vagina-owner I’ve ever played with.
I figured you would have rated using the old Hustler scale. (limp, semi-limp, 3/4 erect, raging boner)
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Oh man, epic fail on my behalf. Hanging my head in shame I didn’t think of that! 
I’m bored and since nobody asked here are the top 5 Clovis approved sex toys, in no particular order.
https://www.amazon.ca/Remote-Controlled-Vibrating-Prostate-Massager/dp/B014ANJ5VC
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Toys are like sex on easy mode
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I guess you missed the discussion on internet-enabled male chastity devices.
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Hell ya. Really if you are hetero and not a female toy expert you are doing it wrong given how few women orgasm with PiV sex only.
Does anyone remember who is the poster who is a recruiter? I’d love to ask him some questions.
I don’t trust anecdotal evidence. I need a rigorous scientific study on the efficacy of sex toys.
Me. PM me.
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No one owns a…
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It’s an inclusive term, rather than saying woman, as people other than women have vaginas.
Close, but the answer we were looking for is cat. We would also have accepted…
There is a joke here going completely over my head.
The Aristocrats!
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